Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[krytton]

creating a fictional vernacular for 5th-gen era rareware characters. call it konglanging

[thelizzerd]

It's weird reading a nonfiction book and thinking what you were doing in the time it takes place. The day mentioned, I was building a snowman. We found a hubcap and put it on the snowman as a hat. I lost my glasses in the snow that day.

Yet, at the same time, just miles away, things were happening important enough to be mentioned in a book.

[A Meat]

Andy Whorewall

[krytton]

"arr, pee" -pirate watersports roleplay

[Shell Game]

first

[Dr. Buttplug]

I can't imagine putting my family in the position of having to buy an oversized coffin, so I'm working towards dying of one of those wasting diseases.

[A Meat]

Tan Trick Sex

[Dr. Buttplug]

Examining rabbit turds that had baked in the sun for a week "Now that's an idea that just might show up Brother Kellog" said Jebadiah Kix

[Lemon]

"But that means... all of us... No! it couldn't be..."

"I'm afraid so, Billy. The world is a vampire."

[krytton]

they should reboot creodonts

[A Meat]

I forgot to post about it, but happy nine eleven everybody, it's been 22 years since TMBG released Mink Car

[Shell Game]

I forgot to post about it, but happy nine eleven everybody, it's been 22 years since TMBG released Mink Car

22 years of knowing how to cyclops rock

[Lemon]

Fallout 3 is a game where you find and murder Three Dog.

Other events occur as well.

[A Meat]

if there were fewer muntjacs they'd be considered cryptids, they're weird little deer that have small nubby horns that are partially covered in fur, large fangs that sometimes stick out of their mouth, gross scent glands near their eyes and they make dog noises. also one of the kinds has an alarmingly low number of chromosomes

[Dr. Buttplug]

The shopkeeper asks,
"Can I interest you in our selection of horseradish moist turds?"
You glance at the yellow jars before you and ask back,
"Surely you mean mustards?"
He gives you a knowing smile and cheerily answers
 "yes."