Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Antivehicular]

Alternate universe F+ where all the documents they read have closing parenthesis without any opening ones

Also the lines of all the poems get shorter and shorter, much more tightly fitting the meter

[Turtle]

what if instead of lorem ipsum or metamorphosis i just used the lyrics to the home movies franz kafka rock opera

[GirlKisser420]

its really weird kate bush made a song about the orgone energy dude

[Shell Game]

it's really weird how i always have to resist the urge to try and do the kate bush orgone energy dude song at karaoke

[Turtle]

My avocado don't want none unless you got toast, hun

[Shell Game]

Twitter is the faciality machine. which is ironic. trust me

[Lemon]

what if instead of lorem ipsum or metamorphosis i just used the lyrics to the home movies franz kafka rock opera

Open a GitHub repo and we'll make this thing, Turtle.

[organburner]

Cheating at board games by looking at the mirror behind my opponent. I can predict their every move. This connect four game is gonna be easy.

[A Meat]

my true crime podcast: the chilling story behind the joke "why is six afraid of seven", could the police have stopped seven from eating nine if they had more funding?

[A Meat]

things I know about dutch culture:

chips with mayo
love bicycles
vengaboys
racist christmas thing they insist on doing
colonialism
weed

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

you know how Rosseau was like "oh, in these Confessions, I'll be like- I'm gonna be the man, right, no one's gonna top this in terms of literary honesty" and shit. Motherfucker clearly did not anticipate the foundation of the website erowid.org

[Lemon]

things I know about dutch culture:

chips with mayo
love bicycles
vengaboys
racist christmas thing they insist on doing
colonialism
weed

Also:

• drink only Heineken
• horrified by the concept of tipping
• still trying to figure out this whole comedy thing

[organburner]

For Sale, Black Hawk Knight Tactical Amphibious Stealth Recon Assault Boots For Babies, Never Worn.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

my husband and i saw you from across the bar and we wanted you to know that you've got your tshirt inside out

[Dr. Buttplug]

things I know about dutch culture:

chips with mayo
love bicycles
vengaboys
racist christmas thing they insist on doing
colonialism
weed

Also:

• drink only Heineken
• horrified by the concept of tipping
• still trying to figure out this whole comedy thing

• boy who stuck his finger in a leaky dyke
• culinary innovations in the genre of babies and ovens