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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on November 13, 2020, 06:43:03 pm
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(https://canary.contestimg.wish.com/api/webimage/5daa6e3a3b459107b2bc1c80-large.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/338)
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NO!!!
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work today sucked so goddamn much, and I was just feeling bad about a lot of things
and then this came out and suddenly I feel so much happier
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NO!!!
Guy Ferrari, November 13, 2020, 07:02:40 pm
work today sucked so goddamn much, and I was just feeling bad about a lot of things
and then this came out and suddenly I feel so much happier
Yavuz, November 13, 2020, 07:06:06 pm
these two moods simultaneously
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This origin story is the most rich Californian thing possible. All it's missing is it's own branded (possibly vaginal) wine.
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Goop coming up is one of those “man, I knew this would happen eventually” sorts of things but also “god, fuck you all for making me remember this.”
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'goop' is the only company that's named for the byproduct of using the product
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Gwyneth 'orgasm once' Paltrow
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Gotta get your rocks on before you can get your rocks off.
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Gwyneth 'orgasm once' Paltrow
chai tea latte, November 14, 2020, 12:44:04 am
you know what they always say: edge twice, orgasm once
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I was listening to this episode last night and the phrase "Psychic Trash Bin" conjured this disgusting image in my mind. I hope you folks enjoy!
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The crystal ball gag makes me uncomfortable in ways I have a hard time articulating, and also ways that the ridiculists articulated very clearly. Tooth damage ahoy!
Also, for those who are worried about the egg getting lost, the site sells lengths of hemp twine you can run through drilled holes in the egg for later retrieval, if you've ever felt an erotic yearning for something like a tampon but waaaay worse
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Trauma mia!
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CHAKRUB WARRIORS RULE!!!
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Don't stick crystals in your holes! Put them in there! Do not put them in there!
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upgrade me to kiwi
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Calling upon Il Mundo like some kind of italian version of Dio.
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whenever a crystal shows up in an F+ context I usually just look it up on this table
https://www.gemsociety.org/article/gemstone-toxicity-table/
but even this doesn't consider that people would put them in a vagina, only in a mouth
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Excellent ep, would be perfect except for the lack of buttplug coverage 4/5.
Also wtf Quartz is toxic?
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Excellent ep, would be perfect except for the lack of buttplug coverage 4/5.
Also wtf Quartz is toxic?
Dr. Buttplug, November 16, 2020, 08:04:12 am
Don’t worry, that’s only if you’re cutting it- cutting anything with finely divided silica in it can give you silicosis. If you’re just sticking it inside your body it should be fine!
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Pussy full of rocks
It's a gizzard for cocks.
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Rock Ass Pussy
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Don't stick crystals in your holes! Put them in there! Do not put them in there!
Turtle, November 15, 2020, 01:37:55 pm
I'm not sure why people kept replying to this thread. We already got the best post.
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gritty no! :(
https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1329854762926432257
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To throw it out there, if someone wants to send me a "Psychic Trash Bin" design (vector or high res), I'll put it on a tee shirt.
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Okay so...
Chakrub, the Confidence Pokemon
(Rock/Psychic)
This pokemon is constantly seeking those in need. It uses its stored psychic power to adjust the auras within them.
Chakrub can learn, among other things, Rock Polish, Acupressure, Stealth Rock, Extrasensory, and Confusion.
When traded with a Cloyster, Chakrub evolves into Moanfillment.
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You need to put flux stones in your pussy, otherwise some of the molten pussy-metal will oxidize.
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https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1351252975583436804
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I feel compelled to try to figure out how to work "carbon cunt-print" into my vocabulary henceforth.
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I'm not sure the right thread to put this in, so I guess it goes here...
Who wants to play Flappy Cunt? (https://perifit.co/)
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I'm not sure the right thread to put this in, so I guess it goes here...
Who wants to play Flappy Cunt? (https://perifit.co/)
Lemon, February 26, 2021, 08:52:10 pm
The 100-Day Trial is very concerning