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Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: chai tea latte on October 25, 2014, 01:56:34 pm
whatcha gonna do

Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on October 25, 2014, 07:29:28 pm
whatcha gonna do
freaky wapiti, October 25, 2014, 01:56:34 pm
steal my dad's rowing machine and all our NES games, tell my mom how to avoid breast cancer

also watch ghost writer every day
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on October 25, 2014, 07:50:42 pm
Well, after I finish looking at the new posts on the F Plus mailing list on Usenet I'll probably turn on the TV I suddenly have and watch all the Xena I missed the first time due to a) a mother violently opposed to TV and b) my being 6 when it first started airing. And then go check out all the webrings and the fanfiction I missed the first time too. Yes, I realize I now have Netflix streaming and Wayback Machine for those things, but doing them in context would be so much more immersive.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Runic on October 25, 2014, 08:15:35 pm
Short sell Enron, donate all money to Ralph Nader.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Lemon on October 25, 2014, 11:38:55 pm
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Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Tiny Prancer on October 26, 2014, 04:22:07 am
tell my small child self that school is going to suck for a lot of years but will be better eventually, and by the time I went to a school that had a locker it didn't seem exciting anymore and no I do not get a boyfriend in high school and yes that is okay. Also that even though it seems like all the teachers at school hate me, I have proof that they don't because I found my old report cards and they said nice things about me on them. Also the reason everyone keeps getting so mad at me is that it will be years until I am properly diagnosed with autism so at the moment everyone thinks I'm acting weirdly specifically to spite them. Also as hard as it is to grasp, people keep picking on me because I react so intensely when they harass me and like seeing me get in trouble for it. Also the girl who plays beanie babies with me who keeps telling me to tell my parents to buy me more beanie babies and then give them to her is not someone with my best interests in mind. Also even though the teachers insist I should be friends with the girl who keeps bullying me, I should absolutely cut things off with her because they're basically enabling an abusive friendship. Also no mom did not sell the old car because I threw up in it and she did not realize I took her seriously when she said that and had horrible guilt about it for years. Also she is totally willing to buy me a playmobil set even if she instantly said no when she saw me looking at a barbie dream house at toys-r-us so it's totally worth asking for one. Also don't call mom "the late mrs. mayer" because grandma says it because grandma actually doesn't like mom much and she's teaching me to say something that hurts mom's feelings.

I was too young to understand a lot of what was happening in the 90s so there's really not a lot I can think of to do other than check up on my younger self. Unless there's some movies I wanna go see in theater, maybe.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: EYE OF ZA on October 26, 2014, 06:21:52 am
The F Plus: MST3K For Your AOL.

Also check out this 👍☼✌☪✡ font I just found!  It's called Wingdings and it makes your text ●□□& ●♓&♏ ⧫♒♓💧!  You could write messages in code to your friends or something.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Bobalay on October 26, 2014, 06:38:41 am
F+ Live 3: Part One (not 56k friendly)
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: montrith on October 26, 2014, 07:56:17 am
I'm gonna buy all the slap-on bracelets I can find and get in on the trend before it starts. Then I'm going to sell them all a day after just to cash on before they go out of fashion two days later. I'll be cool AND rich! I'll also be using the words "radical", "cowabunga" and "booyah" while I Do The Bartman down the street.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Isfahan on October 26, 2014, 10:03:43 am
Wait, is this an AU where it's still the 90s or where we've time-traveled back to the 90s?

i feel like half of us may be misinterpreting the prompt guys
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Frank West on October 26, 2014, 11:45:08 am
An AU where the 90s never ends.

It's 90s forever, there is no escape.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 26, 2014, 12:51:23 pm
An AU where the 90s never ends.

It's 90s forever, there is no escape.
FrAAAAHnk West, October 26, 2014, 11:45:08 am
Bogus!
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Isfahan on October 26, 2014, 01:18:55 pm
An AU where the 90s never ends.

It's 90s forever, there is no escape.
FrAAAAHnk West, October 26, 2014, 11:45:08 am

Jesus... Jesus.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on October 26, 2014, 05:39:53 pm
An AU where the 90s never ends.

It's 90s forever, there is no escape.
FrAAAAHnk West, October 26, 2014, 11:45:08 am

Jesus... Jesus.
Isfahan, October 26, 2014, 01:18:55 pm

Cmon Isfahan, this gives us all the time in the world to do that PM Dawn cover band we were discussing!
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Bunnybread on October 27, 2014, 10:29:35 am
whatcha gonna do
freaky wapiti, October 25, 2014, 01:56:34 pm

Fuck chicks.
Drink booze.

Maybe not as much booze since I wasn't legal yet in the 90s but the rest is accurate.
Man, things sure have changed for me.  Ahhh the folly of youth.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Sherlockian on October 27, 2014, 12:01:07 pm
MY STRAIGHT-LEG JEANS ARE IN FASHION FOREVER.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: cyclopeantrash on October 27, 2014, 12:52:14 pm
Hey do any of you guys wanna play pogs? I just got a new bunch and they're really cool. One of them has a bomb on it and another has a rat on a skateboard.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Bobalay on October 27, 2014, 01:07:43 pm
The Simpsons will always be funny!
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 27, 2014, 02:54:28 pm
(http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/1127107/600full-sonic-youth.jpg)
Yes! Relevant again!
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: chai tea latte on October 27, 2014, 03:09:49 pm
Hey do any of you guys wanna play pogs? I just got a new bunch and they're really cool. One of them has a bomb on it and another has a rat on a skateboard.
MISANDRY CANNON, October 27, 2014, 12:52:14 pm

check out my sick metal slammer bro
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Down10 on November 06, 2014, 10:36:46 am
I can’t reply yet, because this web page is still loading over my 28.8 KB/s modem.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: NERRRRD on December 30, 2014, 08:33:27 pm
australia in the 90s was like the stone age
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Mister Smalls on December 31, 2014, 02:03:19 am
I'm not posting here because I am four years old
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: strifeheart on December 31, 2014, 05:30:33 am
1997: I'm eight years old, and I like fried chicken.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Lemon on December 31, 2014, 10:15:56 am
I am a big man (yes I am) and I have a big gun
Got me a big old dick and I, I like to have fun
Held against your forehead, I'll make you suck it
Maybe I'll put a hole in your head you know, just for the fuck of it
I CAN SEDUCE YOU IF I WANT I HAVE THE POWER
[something something tower? maybe I got that wrong, anyway...]
I'M EVERY INCH A MAN AND I'LL SHOW YOU SOMEHOW
ME AND MY FUCKING GUN.....
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME NOW!
SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT
(I'm gonna come all over you)

...

This CD is so good. I wonder who I can get to buy some more of that Jack Daniels thing that tastes like fruit punch. The last time I got some of that, Jerry's girlfriend took her pants off and me and her did hand stuff to each other after Jerry passed out.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Mister Smalls on December 31, 2014, 11:49:50 am
even four-year-old me is cringing right now
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: A Meat on December 31, 2014, 11:57:36 am
even four-year-old me is cringing right now
Mister Smalls, December 31, 2014, 11:49:50 am

four-year-old me is comically slapping himself in the forehead while a laugh track plays, screen transitions to next scene with a short jingle.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: EYE OF ZA on December 31, 2014, 01:30:33 pm
eight year old me from 1999 and six year old me from 1997 have teamed up to kidnap one year old me from 1992 and hold him ransom until my parents from 1996 buy me a playstation.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Bobalay on December 31, 2014, 01:46:00 pm
nine-year-old me is trying to sneak in some internet time after mom hangs up the phone.
Title: AU where its the 90s
Post by: Cleretic on December 31, 2014, 10:03:39 pm
australia in the 90s was like the stone age
NERRRRD, December 30, 2014, 08:33:27 pm
We're basically bringing back Australia's 1990s anyway.

I'm gonna stock up on all the chip packets possible and get every single collectible toy there ever was.