I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*

[Ambious]

I may have over drank

[VenusFuuurt]

What d&d class would Khutulun the mongol warrior princess be? I’m thinking fighter.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

*Finishes one drink*

WE CAN GO DEEPER

[Baldr]

I'm so happy to be back at my apartment and alone.  I just spent two weeks visiting family, and holy shit that was too much.  Christmas day was saturated by the nicest extroverts who would never understand why you wouldn't want to take a picture with them.  So I did.  I feel like I've run the emotional equivalent of an ultra-marathon, and now I'm done with human interaction for 2019.

[Spenny]

whatever I say in this box the rest of you will see tomorrow.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

I'm drinking a heinous concoction of coconut Bai and strawberry lemonade vodka, but it's getting me through d&d and this garbage ass anxiety, so whatever!!

ADHD, anxiety, and depression is a dumb trifecta that's ruining anything good I've found in my life and making it hard to get through the rough patches.

[chai tea latte]

Two delightful stories tonight also a review of Vice the movie by Adam McKay

Guy on the bus gave a toque to another guy and said 'hey, is this yours?', got a no and says "hey, it's your lucky day. Sometimes you win one, sometimes you lose one"

Also a woman in the bathroom was talking to her best friend about how she really was sure that her boyfriend was about to propose to her and she was dressed very nice so maybe it's true

3 point review of vice 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟s aforementioned movie Vice
Heavily unsure of this but perhaps Cheney is Satan
When Barack Obama swore the oath of office really suddenly I immediately said Thank God
The only time I cried all movie was when the golden retrievers were on screen

Thanks

[chai tea latte]

#LeanIn

[Spenny]

Scooby Doo

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

i never learned how to read

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

maybe this is the beers talking but ive been looking at a stream of news notifications on my phone and im starting to think this brexit thing......... may not have been rtgh best idea

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Don't tell me how to spend my Tuesday evenings

[Shell Game]

Don't tell me how to spend my Tuesday evenings

Don't tell you to spend them being wonderful? Fine, I won't!

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

The cool thing about wine is that I don't even notice I'm drunk until the something unexpectedly pauses the music and I hear myself singing along.

edit: man i should drink wine more often, it only takes one mug to feel better

edit: i wanted to shazam the song my housemate was listening to but she skipped before i could get the app up :(

[Spenny]

I'm a straight while male and I hate my equals.

Have you guys seen Spider-Verse? It's an immediate contender for my top 5 movies ever.