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Topic: Post your dad jokes  (Read 7774 times)

Chaymie

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Post your dad jokes #15
You guys hear that one of the dudes from Chicago released a B Sides compilation?
 
It's called Et Cetera

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Post your dad jokes #16
What's a Leninist's favourite insurance company?
All-State.

What about a Maoist's?
State Farm.

Okay, an ancap's?
"Progressive".
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop Chaymie Runic

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Post your dad jokes #17
Why didn't the Minecraft skeleton go to the Minecraft school dance?

He had no "body" to go with.

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Post your dad jokes #18
Man, Sisqó's new NPR program is surprisingly informative.

I didn't think I'd learn so much from All Thongs Considered.

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Post your dad jokes #19
Why can't you email files to a Jedi?

Because all attachments are forbidden.
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