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Topic: Porn Poems  (Read 42667 times)

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Porn Poems #60
In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, infantile,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his clitty in his mouth,
And sucked of it.
I said, “Is it good, friend?”
“It is bittew—bittew” he answered;

“But I wikes it
“Because it is bittew,
“And because it is my cummies.”
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Porn Poems #61
I chomp down on her bitter greens
Delight in her organic vinegar
This salad is an acquired taste
Here comes the fork

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Porn Poems #62
Calliope constantly
Pushing me
Driving me berserk
Amusement park muse
Pumping up and down
A force unrestrained
My knob turns your drum
Filling your tent flaps
With jovial air
A sensual carnival
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Porn Poems #63
jager-sucher (yeah-good-sucker)
chai tea latte, September 23, 2020, 03:39:22 pm

Uhm excuse me but the German ch sound found in Sucher is a voiceless velar fricative and definitely not a ck sound.

I expected better from the ballp.it porn poem thread, smh.
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« Last Edit: September 25, 2020, 09:17:10 am by three cats in a self-driving car »

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Porn Poems #64
jager-sucher (yeah-good-sucker)
chai tea latte, September 23, 2020, 03:39:22 pm

Uhm excuse me but the German ch sound found in Sucher is a voiceless velar fricative and definitely not a ck sound.

I expected better from the ballp.it porn poem thread, smh.
three cats in a self-driving car, September 25, 2020, 09:15:33 am
three cats in a self-driving car has said
I can't speak German. Voiceless fricative?
I act as scribe to voices in my head.
Unconscious currents are indicative

of my pornographic mind delighting
in layered, overlapping homonyms
as I take all my ill-attempted writing
my art, my hack attempts and vomit-ems,

sue the slutty sucher for her sugar,
and tell her that she's got amazing tits
but I maintain my pun's an okay looker,
and visually, but not out loud, it fits.

I struggle to find middle ground between
a beatboxed ass, high verse, and epic peen.
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Porn Poems #65
Fortieth birthday
Like Moses's Exodus
I part the red sea
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Porn Poems #66
my neck
my back
my neck
my back
my neck
my back
my neck
my back
my neck







my back
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Porn Poems #67
Bring your hot spices
To my powerful man stock
Delicious Fuck Soup

~ a haiku
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Porn Poems #68
Her pussy pogged in Barbadós
While high above the albatross
es's dicks were getting blown
By sultry winds. A fecund crown
Of warty thorns around my glans.
The dick pic taken in advance
In hopes my holy idol, graven,
Would satiate her pussy's cravings
For the ecstasy of revelation.
She lived somewhere under that island nation's
Oppressive government regime.
She told me that she had a scheme
To transfer to me money: in advance
Should I provide credentials to accounts
Wherein she would perform her craft.
Her avatar was pretty and my staff
Arose, so knowing it would part
Her blood-engorged, pulsating heart
Of Guadalupe; her Red Sea, foaming
Around my Moses, penetrating, roaming
For forty days without a rest, inside her.
I sent the image and I tried to
Nudge her into giving it a look
With zeal I hit "Refresh". She took
Her goddamn time yet I should not complain
Considering the months I spent, in vain,
Donating to the vicious succubi
Of that accursed "Twitch TV"! A try
After begotten try to get them to undress
I threw them bits and baubles and I stress
That NO SUM WORKED. A "simp" reduced
To BibleThumps in chat! Too late adduced
The trick these Eves had played on me.
What cruel Liliths did they prove to be.
But now an e-mail, finally arrived,
The smile (emoticon), so warm and wide
And further on, the words "hey sexy"
Reverberated to my testes
Which twitched in joyous exaltation
Aware that their ignoble station
As guardians of an antediluvian amount
Of jism (which would only spout
Once an online female gave assent)
Would be relieved. The pic I sent
was "hot" and "could you type in your address?"
I knew right then that I was blessed,
That nevermore would I be "simp" or "stan"
To a conniving harlot! My IBAN
I shared with her and now it seems
It's been two days, yet vivid dreams
Still haunt my nights, how in that moment
The crested member of her prophet
Had surely made her drool with want
From gaping lips, a veritable pond
Of sticky reverence for me, her saviour.
I wait for her reply with laboured
breaths. The spearhead pricks of doubt
Are merely clock-ticks 'till my dick, devout,
At once ascends, unfastened from this cross.
I know her pussy pogged in Barbadós.
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Porn Poems #69
The roper of my seminal communion
Slicked forth to lasso in her pretty face.
'Twixt me and her - my cum - a union
To bind the sinner and the chaste.

Diluted wine, the blood of Christ,
Transubstantiative as it be,
The semen, splashing in her eyes
Is prima facie a synecdoche of me.
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Porn Poems #70
Desdemona
Like a cat in heat
Desperately moaning
As I strangulate her clit.

As I pump her twat with jello
Of the babymaking kind,
As I play her fair Othello
yet her feet are on my mind.

Her toe-sweat — cheesy, sour —
Would taste delectably divine.
Were I but Saturn I'd devour
Those stinky babies in no time.
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Porn Poems #71
Her pussy straight up guillotine
My head come clean
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Porn Poems #72
This one came to me unbidden as I laid in bed at 5 AM, unable to fall asleep

removed those spare ribs
a horny ouroboros
he sucked his own dick
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Porn Poems #73
sensual smell of your sweet cherry pie
delectable morsel made out of flesh
I sink my teeth in your beckoning thigh
freshly baked woman is best eaten fresh
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Porn Poems #74
Turning my crank
Piercing your lid
I circumvent you
Prying you open
Tuna for lunch
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