Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Dr. Buttplug]

You can tell that the coconut is the testicle of the plant world, because plant pee is stored within it.

[kthorjensen]

As Metropolis decommisions their phone booths they remove power ties from the coins slots of the phones, suite jackets and hats crammed into the ceiling light, dozens of pairs of glasses in the walls and loafers scrunched impossibly small into the gap between the floor and the molding. The only clue is a pair of tighty whities crushed thinner than paper and placed under K in a phone book with "Clark K" written in marker on the label.

in canon he folds up the clothes and glasses very tightly, swallows them & regurgitates them later, uses super breath to reinflate & deodorize and puts them back on

[Dr. Buttplug]

Durex garbage bags

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

backwards accelerated bunny fucking

[Cheapskate]

Weird that Star Trek producers settled on “bowl cut” as the most logical haircut instead of “just run 7 or an 8 clippers over everything every week or so”

[thelizzerd]

it's fucked up how many RPGs have gold as the main or only currency when in history it rarely was the main currency of trade, especially in smaller denominations. not to mention things being neatly decimalized most of the time as well, it's never insane shit like there being 12 pence per shilling and 20 shillings per pound

All the exceptions to the decimalized are really boring bc they just base themselves upon the old British currency.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

James Joyce getting cucked, watching his wife get fucked by the bull: "Oh no, they're stealing me lucky farts!"

[A Meat]

All women are queens, you see, the word queen's reconstructed Proto-Indo-European root, gʷḗn, with the hypothesized meaning of woman, as is attested in some of its other descendants, for example, the Greek γυναίκα (gynaíka)

[thelizzerd]

The only good thing at five guys is their fries. I said what I said.

[Salubrious Rex]

The only good thing at five guys is their fries. I said what I said.

Really, not even one of the guys is good? Disappointing.

[Shell Game]

The Wicked Witch of the East is the Raditz of The Wizard of Oz

[Turtle]

The Wicked Witch of the East is the Raditz of The Wizard of Oz

fuck you really do know goku

[Dr. Buttplug]

Fancy lemons you got there, sure would be a shame if someone were ta nade em for ya.

[chai tea latte]

Taylor Swift really lucked out with her fanbase. It makes so much more sense how they react to her (mediocre; universal) lyrics when you realize most of them haven't read a book since high school

[Dr. Buttplug]

Is there a digital brothel out there? Specifically like a combination of teledildonics and VR charge by the minute/hour? Would that even be illegal?

Edit* and if not anyone looking to invest?