Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on February 05, 2014, 03:15:02 pm
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: Lemon on February 05, 2014, 03:15:02 pm
with Bunnybread, Kumquatxop, Nutshell Gulag, Lou Fernandez, and Lemon.
Content for this episode was compiled by Cheapskate (Cheapskate Reviews Free Media)
Edited by Lemon.
Hey, put this wire pyramid on your head, will you? No it doesn't look stupid at all. And it aligns your chakras or something. Okay, I need $300 please. This week, The F Plus chooses between extreme detoxification and profound detoxification.
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: nigeline on February 05, 2014, 05:58:09 pm
"What purpose do pyramids have?!?!?!"
A question for the ages, indeed.
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: 🍆 on February 06, 2014, 01:38:54 am
I, for one, deeply appreciated Nutshell Gulag's Buckaroo Banzai reference. Although I thought there were some Dr Manhattan vibes in that origin story as well.
Nice to hear Lou since I could not get more than five or so minutes into the latest episode of Lou Reads... ughhhhh
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: Down10 on February 07, 2014, 12:44:36 am
Couldn't listen to the product description of the Black Diamond with out this classic rock groove going through my head:
What a great album closer! If only Kiss had worn head gear pyramids in their act — they'd still be around today, instead of breaking up at the peak of their popularity, leaving behind a brilliantly undiminished and unblemished era of theatrical rock music.
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: montrith on February 07, 2014, 03:54:22 am
Since we're on the topic...
I am disappointed, Lemon. You did not fully utilize the potential of Pyramid Head/pyramid hat puns.
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: Odd on February 07, 2014, 10:27:00 pm
Oh sure, Music is totally the first thing that came to mind for me too. Suuure. But the second thing were coy descriptions for marital aids.
"Manaslu features a twin point." "Tryth features a twin point, and has double the intensity." “Ebony features 100 perfect energy points."
And can anyone find any samples of the music of Dr. Fred Bell? All I can find are his lectures and interviews. He met with Jesse Ventura a bunch of times to discuss conspiracies. Including 48 hours before he died. Which is also a conspiracy, of course.
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on February 07, 2014, 11:40:39 pm
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Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: cyclopeantrash on February 11, 2014, 08:30:51 pm
Okay, I really needed this pyramihat in my life for various reasons. But I am a poor unemployed college student. So I tried to make my own. In place of a gold and silver frame I had to use copper hangers and some old tin forks. I know that tin isn't an "active" metal. But I had to make due with what I had. In an attempt to amplify the effects of the pyramihat. I covered it in tin foil and rhinestones. I've been using it for the past few days now, and I get a few strange looks here and there. I filed it away as innate jealousy though.
While I am feeling better. I feel as if I can improve my pyramihat. Any suggestions?
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: KingKalamari on February 11, 2014, 09:19:50 pm
Okay, I really needed this pyramihat in my life for various reasons. But I am a poor unemployed college student. So I tried to make my own. In place of a gold and silver frame I had to use copper hangers and some old tin forks. I know that tin isn't an "active" metal. But I had to make due with what I had. In an attempt to amplify the effects of the pyramihat. I covered it in tin foil and rhinestones. I've been using it for the past few days now, and I get a few strange looks here and there. I filed it away as innate jealousy though.
While I am feeling better. I feel as if I can improve my pyramihat. Any suggestions? MicroMissles, February 11, 2014, 08:30:51 pm
Second, smaller pyramid hat on top of your existing one. I also think I read somewhere that clothing inhibits your chi flow or possibly messes with your chakras so I would discard all clothing except for some form of ceremonial robe: A housecoat will probably do if you coat it in glitter and more of those rhinestones. Oh and maybe some stilts to get you closer to the sky, I think that improves your positronic flow
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: cyclopeantrash on February 11, 2014, 09:36:44 pm
What if my clothing is made of hemp? Also the hemp is braided with rhinestones? I have stilts handy in my closet but I'm out of hangers to use so I guess I'll have to start using paper clips.
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: montrith on February 12, 2014, 02:10:57 am
You should try hanging some crystals from your pyramid hat. Incense is also effective, just as long you make sure there's lots of smoke and the scent you're using is unbelievably strong.
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: cyclopeantrash on June 30, 2014, 10:19:24 pm
Guess what demographic this product has a crossover with!
Sovereign citizens of course!
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: Neal on October 04, 2015, 07:46:10 pm
It seems that dogs are made of pyramids, since they also poop in alignment with the earth's magnetic field. (http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/dogs-poop-in-alignment-with-earths-magnetic-field-study-finds/)
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 02, 2016, 01:57:12 am
Thank you, The F Plus, for introducing me to Black Taxi.
And headgear pyramids.
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: Caroline on July 18, 2017, 03:24:51 pm
Sighted at Piccadilly Circus today: man wearing headgear pyramid. Appearance otherwise normal.
So happy.
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: Neal on July 06, 2018, 06:04:05 pm
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: Runic on July 10, 2018, 08:33:06 pm
The new season of Steven Universe is going in a really weird direction huh.
Title: Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh
Post by: KingKalamari on July 10, 2018, 08:41:50 pm
Hey guys, reanimating this thread to just post Pyradyne’s new logo, because holy fuck
(https://scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/29595198_1793357200716952_5750881937017368311_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=045a0a023176ae4cc7ece51d13e8d045&oe=5BDB40A2) Fatty Bo Batty, July 10, 2018, 07:33:26 pm
I would argue that is, in fact, a good logo because it let's you know exactly the kind of company you're dealing with...