Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Salubrious Rex]

Now you listen here Jack, I don't want any damn 'gluten free'! I'll tell you why, it's cause the gluten free femenizes you and turns yer sperm gay. And when yer sperm turn gay they get busy screwin' each other inside yer cajones and then they get pregnant and start havin' little baby sperms, then before you know it yer nuts're swolen up the size of basket balls and you can't drive yer damn truck. Then yer chicken tenders get so big they explode and you gotta set to work growin' a new pair and let me tell you, I had these ones my whole life so I don't plan on startin' over.

So get me some jelly beans without no gluten free in them, or I'm sendin' you the bill fer my nuts from the hospital.

[CozyJosie]

Just occurred to me that I live just up the street from the Atomic Bowl/ what was once a place where one of the readers won a ham once

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Actually, unless you come from a specific region of France and are produced under specific conditions, you're just a sparkling wine socialist.

[chai tea latte]

Actually, unless you come from a specific region of France and are produced under specific conditions, you're just a sparkling wine socialist.

a prosecco prole, if you will

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

maxing the treble on my equaliser call that thinning the heard

[chai tea latte]

sicko mode is the twenty first century's sistine chapel

sicko mode is also the 21st century's Bayt Al-Hikma

[A Meat]

pandora's box was her vagina

[chai tea latte]

Guy who can't make a balanced hypothetical voice: would you rather be Ukrainian or Russian right now?

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

30g per serving on a 300 g party pack of potato chips? Well I just happen to have 9 headmates so don't mind if I do

[organburner]

Does doctor octopus from spider man use the metal tentacles to jack himself off?

[Dr. Buttplug]

Does doctor octopus from spider man use the metal tentacles to jack himself off?

Only when he's not fucking Aunt May.

[GirlKisser420]

I really hate learning about historical economics. Wow, the bronze age trade network was vast and spread over continents. Hey the middle ages had really extensive finance and currency exchange along with trade . Well why the fuck are we now doing all this shit then?

[A Meat]

neoliberalism is a neurotoxin

[chai tea latte]

#girl

[Great Joe]

pandora's box was her vagina

that's a cah card