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Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Lemon on February 16, 2017, 02:16:53 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4abhE0KTglg/VezqOWxtQ8I/AAAAAAAASVU/n63pcsdFITM/s1600/Arm-Fall-Off%2BBoy2.jpg)
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Aljonso on February 16, 2017, 02:36:41 pm
Fuck yeah Arm-Fall-Off Man
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Lady Frenzy on February 16, 2017, 02:54:23 pm
Captain Sphincter-Stump
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Yavuz on February 16, 2017, 03:55:04 pm
Don't worry, Boots. I, too, immediately thought of Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 16, 2017, 04:03:37 pm
Holky fuck the orgone guy
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 16, 2017, 04:08:24 pm
Who could've ever imagined that someone who's big into orgone energy was a disgusting sex pervert?
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 16, 2017, 04:13:10 pm
I also love how Stog shifts accents on a tour around England. One sentence he's a female aristocrat? and then he's some form of german immigrant cockney. Beautiful.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: EYE OF ZA on February 16, 2017, 04:35:39 pm
Stog's British accent is mostly just getting loud on alternating syllables
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Post by: Sorrel on February 16, 2017, 06:10:23 pm
When I was putting the document together I actually found a thread about the "1" thing. Apparently they were doing it to somehow get past the site's spam filter.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Isfahan on February 16, 2017, 06:29:05 pm
Stog's British accent is mostly just getting loud on alternating syllables
EYE OF ZA, February 16, 2017, 04:35:39 pm

well then it's iambic pentameter and that's suuuuper British 'cause Shakespeare used it so QED mate
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Lux on February 17, 2017, 12:58:23 am
Does anyone else have the superpower of shitposting on ballp.it?
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 17, 2017, 02:02:11 am
Does anyone else have the superpower of shitposting on ballp.it?
Lux, February 17, 2017, 12:58:23 am

Pretty sure Guest does.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: accepting change on February 17, 2017, 02:58:26 am
jesus christ
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Sherlockian on February 17, 2017, 01:28:50 pm
Does anyone else have the superpower of shitposting on ballp.it?
Lux, February 17, 2017, 12:58:23 am

Pretty sure Guest does.
Elemantal Demon Sherman Tank Blitz, February 17, 2017, 02:02:11 am

Man, I HATE Guest.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: EYE OF ZA on February 17, 2017, 01:47:13 pm
now this thread's about Guest!
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: znarf on February 17, 2017, 02:26:20 pm
Ah no, not the shitposting.  I was just getting over being shamed for having regular powers. 
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Lux on February 17, 2017, 02:35:58 pm
now this thread's about Guest!
EYE OF ZA, February 17, 2017, 01:47:13 pm
So what you're saying is my actual super power is getting people to pay attention to me on the internet? Or is that in addition to my other super power. Or is my super power...
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: A Meat on February 17, 2017, 02:36:20 pm
Ah no, not the shitposting.  I was just getting over being shamed for having regular powers.
znarf, February 17, 2017, 02:26:20 pm
Is regular powers the same as control of bodily functions? Or is it an adjacent bodily functions power?
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: EYE OF ZA on February 17, 2017, 03:05:22 pm
now this thread's about Guest!
EYE OF ZA, February 17, 2017, 01:47:13 pm
So what you're saying is my actual super power is getting people to pay attention to me on the internet? Or is that in addition to my other super power. Or is my super power...
Lux, February 17, 2017, 02:35:58 pm

What I'm saying is that Guest's power is that any time someone uses Guest in a thread, the whole thread becomes about Guest, and everyone who's just learning about Guest for the first time.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: znarf on February 17, 2017, 03:20:03 pm
Ah no, not the shitposting.  I was just getting over being shamed for having regular powers.
znarf, February 17, 2017, 02:26:20 pm
Is regular powers the same as control of bodily functions? Or is it an adjacent bodily functions power?
A Meat, February 17, 2017, 02:36:20 pm

That depends, would lifting things and being mediocre at video games be a bodily function or a martial art?  Look they are just regular powers.  The kind that are typically assigned just after you roll stats and pick skills.
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Post by: Yavuz on February 17, 2017, 03:29:57 pm
now this thread's about Guest!
EYE OF ZA, February 17, 2017, 01:47:13 pm
So what you're saying is my actual super power is getting people to pay attention to me on the internet? Or is that in addition to my other super power. Or is my super power...
Lux, February 17, 2017, 02:35:58 pm

What I'm saying is that Guest's power is that any time someone uses Guest in a thread, the whole thread becomes about Guest, and everyone who's just learning about Guest for the first time.
EYE OF ZA, February 17, 2017, 03:05:22 pm

Guest! Stop this right now!

(http://i.imgur.com/85uREMJl.png)
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Cleretic on February 17, 2017, 06:14:12 pm
I'm gonna be honest, I was expecting less blatant lying from this website and more people considering totally normal yet slightly unusual things they can do to be 'superpowers'. We got some of that, like the guy that spent an hour and a half staring at a candle because he decided he had pyrokinesis, but even that got... swiftly derailed by people obviously talking complete shit.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: duz on February 17, 2017, 06:14:20 pm
I think that one kid was referring to/copying from Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece with all his blood pressure talk since that sounded like all of Luffy's powers when he increases pressure of his blood.  It works in the cartoon because he's made of rubber.  And a cartoon.

Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 17, 2017, 07:45:12 pm
I think that one kid was referring to/copying from Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece with all his blood pressure talk since that sounded like all of Luffy's powers when he increases pressure of his blood.  It works in the cartoon because he's made of rubber.  And a cartoon.
duz, February 17, 2017, 06:14:20 pm

Anime. Anime never changes.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on February 17, 2017, 08:44:49 pm
I'm gonna be honest, I was expecting less blatant lying from this website and more people considering totally normal yet slightly unusual things they can do to be 'superpowers'. We got some of that, like the guy that spent an hour and a half staring at a candle because he decided he had pyrokinesis, but even that got... swiftly derailed by people obviously talking complete shit.
Cleretic, February 17, 2017, 06:14:12 pm

well and the guy with metal arms. he was legit.
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Post by: Aljonso on February 17, 2017, 09:25:36 pm
These guys, Fizzer, monster cock Crusader, and all the City of Heroes people need to form an F+ Justice League.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Neal on February 17, 2017, 09:27:24 pm
an F+ Justice League.
Aljonso, February 17, 2017, 09:25:36 pm

More like the Des Moines Avengers.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on February 17, 2017, 09:52:45 pm
Metal arm kid must have really loved that shitty Rza movie.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: znarf on February 18, 2017, 12:55:08 am
These guys, Fizzer, monster cock Crusader, and all the City of Heroes people need to form an F+ Justice League.
Aljonso, February 17, 2017, 09:25:36 pm

Sense of very wrong Alliance
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: accepting change on February 18, 2017, 03:15:27 am
at the very start of the episode i was really expecting to it being a whole lot of people remarking on fast athletes and super tasters and those people who can see even more colours than other people.

really loved this whole thing from start to finish and what can i say other than

i love my metal arms
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Gyro on February 18, 2017, 02:54:41 pm
Does anyone else have the superpower of shitposting on ballp.it?
Lux, February 17, 2017, 12:58:23 am

Pretty sure Guest does.
Elemantal Demon Sherman Tank Blitz, February 17, 2017, 02:02:11 am

I know that's a [ you ] but you're not wrong.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 18, 2017, 04:02:47 pm
Guest is the wrong one.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 18, 2017, 05:29:25 pm
Yes, Guest is.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on February 18, 2017, 08:21:42 pm
now this thread's about Guest!
EYE OF ZA, February 17, 2017, 01:47:13 pm
I'm Guest and I'm not lying!
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Cheapskate on February 20, 2017, 02:58:01 am
If the person who changed gender when stressed really existed, they would almost certainly be the star of a series of YouTube prank videos. Can’t you see them now? Guy walks down the hallway, someone jumps out of a locker at him, he screams as his breasts pop out and his testicles retract.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: A Meat on February 20, 2017, 03:24:24 am
If the person who changed gender when stressed really existed, they would almost certainly be the star of a series of YouTube prank videos. Can’t you see them now? Guy walks down the hallway, someone jumps out of a locker at him, he screams as his breasts pop out and his testicles retract.
Cheapskate, February 20, 2017, 02:58:01 am
There's an anime called Ranma 1/2 where the main character turns into a girl when exposed to cold water and turns back into a guy when exposed to hot water.

It's as stupid as it sounds, and might be part of the inspiration for the thing in the document
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: cashmir sweaters on February 23, 2017, 12:11:19 am
The best story about Ranma 1/2 is when a fan asked what would happen if Ranma got pregnant and the creator responded "I don't think about it and neither should you"
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Post by: Gyro on February 23, 2017, 03:12:48 pm
When Lemon was hyping up the last thread in this episode, I thought it was going to be a poetry thread - but what we got was so, so much better. [freakout]

e: I'd still kill for a Real Superpowers poetry thread, though.
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Aljonso on February 23, 2017, 03:58:53 pm
If the person who changed gender when stressed really existed, they would almost certainly be the star of a series of YouTube prank videos. Can’t you see them now? Guy walks down the hallway, someone jumps out of a locker at him, he screams as his breasts pop out and his testicles retract.
Cheapskate, February 20, 2017, 02:58:01 am
There's an anime called Ranma 1/2 where the main character turns into a girl when exposed to cold water and turns back into a guy when exposed to hot water.

It's as stupid as it sounds, and might be part of the inspiration for the thing in the document
A Meat, February 20, 2017, 03:24:24 am

I can do you one better: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futaba-kun_Change! (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futaba-kun_Change!)
Title: 243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
Post by: Shell Game on April 25, 2017, 08:53:17 am
Sometimes Nutshell sounds like a mii in miitomo.

Edit: God dammit! STOG's British accent made me choke on my own saliva.