244: The Definitive Vampire Episode

[Lemon]

[Sherman Tank]

This is the happiest I think I've heard Portaxx be during an episode in forever.

[A Meat]

Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Vampires!

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Vampires!

I've Got An Uncontrollable Urge (To suck blood)

[Yavuz]

The F Plus: Terrible Jokes Recycled With Enthusiasm

[Nook]

What is the point of calling yourself a vampire if you have to discredit literally everything vampires are accepted to do?

[dijon du jour]

I just earned my BBS! My Bachelor of Blood-Sucking!



Blah!

[JILLVALENTINE]

I didn't think it could get dumber after the super powers episode. But here we are.

Also is the first episode without my boy Lemon?

[Glitterbomber]

I can't believe Lemon is dead and killed by vampires

[Neal]

I didn't think it could get dumber after the super powers episode. But here we are.

Also is the first episode without my boy Lemon?

There was an early episode without Lemon due to technical difficulties, so I think it's the second.

[Vinny Possum]

Also another where he had joined the Burmese Liberation Army and John hosted.

[znarf]

"Welcome to the F Plus, constantly stealing jokes from Mitch Hedberg"

In addition to, they didn't farm shit.

(Several years later)

and if you tear their arms and legs off, they would look like little black snowmen.

[Aljonso]

Tag suggestion: "A million words that say 'I wanna fuck you'"

[Vinny Possum]

This has the best Isfahan reading by far.

[A Meat]

Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Vampires!

I've Got An Uncontrollable Urge (To suck blood)

Time Out For Blood
S.I.N.(Swelling Itching Neck)
Love without Vampires
Preying Fangs