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Topic: 277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)  (Read 12982 times)

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277: My First Time (Lying On A Website)
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277: My First Time (Lying On A Website) #1
Kumquat's mic echo really pulled it's weight for this one, holy shit.
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277: My First Time (Lying On A Website) #2
In case anyone missed Adam's reference about an hour in:
 
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277: My First Time (Lying On A Website) #3
New favourite episode, holy shit. Written internet pornography mixed with "this totally happened" stories is a winning formula
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277: My First Time (Lying On A Website) #4
There’s way more pussy eating than I expected

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277: My First Time (Lying On A Website) #5
My first time involved tag suggestions: "bad parenting", "fetishes", "gross", "pokemon", "roller coasters", "sex", "soul destroying", "teachers"
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277: My First Time (Lying On A Website) #6
The juxtaposition between the about section and the content is really really good

"Tell us about your first time. Was it romantic, or was it awkward and clumsy, like most of ours?"

"Not me! I fucked my sexy chemistry teacher/aunt for six hours with my 13 inch long man club hammer slog hobberdonger and then she cumbed very hard and then i cumbed very hard! We're married now"
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277: My First Time (Lying On A Website) #7
I'm pretty sure the pinacolada thing john read was just a frank zappa song, especially with the way he sang it
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It's weird that that guy named his Hermione body pillow "McKayla".
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Boobs  Boobs   Boobs  Boobs
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I can't wait for the conclusion of the epic trilogy: first mymasturbation.com, now myfirsttime.com, next... mydivorcepapers.com!

Fake edit: Adam Bozarth snoopy voice consistently being his funniest voice all 3 times that he's used it now (and yes I keep count, the previous 2 were f-list: the sequel and it's always cold in chilli's).

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I'm gonna start a gofundme to have someone follow Kumquat around with a reverb mic.
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The fremdschämen in this episode was KILLING ME - just never ending full body chills.

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It's like Kumquat kicked in the door to the announcer's booth at a baseball game and made it a memorable evening for everyone in the stands.
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