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Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Lemon on October 15, 2016, 08:47:53 pm
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: znarf on October 15, 2016, 09:14:36 pm
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Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: EYE OF ZA on October 15, 2016, 09:33:20 pm
on a scale from one to a fucking watch fetish!?
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Sherman Tank on October 15, 2016, 09:47:02 pm
Please please please let this episode pass with no mentions of Anita Sarkeesian.

EDIT: Yay!
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on October 15, 2016, 10:41:49 pm
Please please please let this episode pass with no mentions of Anita Sarkeesian.
The Transitive Sherman Tank of Fetish, October 15, 2016, 09:47:02 pm

I was sure you were going to go with "MY GIRLFRIEND Sherman Tank".
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Yavuz on October 16, 2016, 12:28:55 am
Please please please let this episode pass with no mentions of Anita Sarkeesian.
The Transitive Sherman Tank of Fetish, October 15, 2016, 09:47:02 pm

When Spooks was compiling this, he mentioned on the F Plus Discord that the hoop fetish doc featured a "video game person", and that was where my mind immediately went. Mistakenly, as it turned out.
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on October 16, 2016, 03:06:58 am
I didn't find the "My hoop addiction and other things" thread as funny as the other ones but I had to include it because it really confirms John Toast's theory from the early episodes. The first time these guys saw hoop earrings was also the first time they got a boner, so I guess that's what their sexuality is now! I'm glad it even got addressed at the end of the episode. I mean, I just cannot comprehend it, but there's been so many examples in the podcast's history now, so it must be true!

I really liked how much these guys tried to keep it bottled up, like "No, no, it's totally not sexual! It's all about fun and being a free spirit!", yet you could clearly see the cracks in the dam. In posts like Likeglass', the girlfriend one and the totally real webcam story there's an undercurrent of "Hoops are causing women discomfort and pain and it's really hot." which is supremely creepy. They want to have their cake and eat it too by wanting women to dress like sluts and be hurt the way they deserve it, the sluts they are, but also vehemently protesting against the idea that hoops frame women in a negative image.

It's almost as if they're coyly trying to recruit women into their fetish by whitewashing the whole "fetish" part, but I wouldn't give that idea any credence. After all, it's not like I encountered a thread on the forum about creating a mirror of hoopfetish.com, called something innocuous like hooplovers.com, where it would be the exact same site, but with all the NSFW content stripped, so that anyone -- and I do mean anyone, but let's just say women visiting the site -- would be fooled tricked led to believe it's a normal site about them and their fashion choices being appreciated by men and not a site where their worth as human beings wholly depends on how big the metal circle hanging from their ears is. That last part is my conjecture, by the way, that wasn't in the thread. The whole thing sounds familiar though, I could swear I saw a site like the one I just described on... Tripod? Nah, I must be thinking of something else.

It's such a melting pot of fetishes too, it's dominance and submission, there's a dash of cuckolding in there, but the stew in this melting pot's never really boiling. It's just simmering ominously and that's somehow way worse. By the way, if you have any doubts this isn't sexual, there's the obligatory media sharing thread on hoopfetish.com aaaaaand several people seem to be proud of their extensive collection of hoop porn videos and photos! I also saw a video capture of a woman giving a guy a BJ while he was holding her hoop earrings like they were bike handlebars. I assumed neither of them made "vroom vroom" sounds while doing it though, so I didn't even bother clicking through.
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Chaymie on October 16, 2016, 10:45:54 am
Why is this episode not titled "Hoop! There it is"?
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: A Meat on October 16, 2016, 11:00:11 am
Why is this episode not titled "Hoop! There it is"?
Chaymie, October 16, 2016, 10:45:54 am
I think it should have been call Hoop Wet Dreams, but that's a bit too close to the joke they were making on the hoop forum
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on October 16, 2016, 11:09:52 am
MY GIRLFRIEND
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Sherman Tank on October 16, 2016, 12:34:33 pm
I think I know the reason why that Tripod site dude kept saying his site wasn't about a sexual fetish, and it isn't why you'd think. Time for an internet history lesson.

Back in the late 90s the big website providers were Tripod, Angelfire, and Geocities (RIP). Now I'm not sure about Tripod, but I remember that Geocities and Angelfire had strict rules that if you used their sites to create a webpage, you couldn't upload "adult" material. I remember this because teenage me quickly learned not to bother looking for naked pictures of supermodels on websites operated on Geocities or Angelfire (and in the days of the 28.8k modem this meant I saved a lot of time and money).

So I assume the hoop earrings dude put that disclaimer up because he misunderstood the whole "don't host adult content on your site" meaning that he couldn't mention sex.
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Bodark on October 16, 2016, 03:48:28 pm
NSFW content. Click to show.
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 16, 2016, 03:59:08 pm
It's just like my grandma used to say,
"The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hastened insistence that this totally isn't a fetish"
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Please And Thanks on October 16, 2016, 06:28:06 pm
Why do these guys pick the dumbest/creepiest methods to get a woman to wear ear rings? The dudes who wanted women to pick them up had an easier time getting what they wanted.
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: znarf on October 17, 2016, 02:05:57 am
Enumerated list time:

1) Laughing makes one screw up the precision of their painting.

2) Frank West almost killed me with the low short xx EX legs joke.  Honorable mention to the preceding events.  It was a great combo.

3) I enjoy when women have a few extra piercing visible.  I'm not sure if it is the amount of time I've worked in a gym or the trappings of being a heavy metal culture influenced person, but I really don't see all the hoopla about this fetish.
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 17, 2016, 03:59:50 am
DISCLAIMER: The F Plus Podcast is not recommended listening for 15 year olds that still have faith left in humanity.
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: montrith on October 17, 2016, 04:10:43 am
Anyone have any advice on how I could get my earring collection to burn? Metal is not that flammable...
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: A Meat on October 17, 2016, 04:13:53 am
Anyone have any advice on how I could get my earring collection to burn? Metal is not that flammable...
montrith, October 17, 2016, 04:10:43 am
Just turn them into bracelets, it turns them off
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on October 17, 2016, 05:57:32 am
but I really don't see all the hoopla about this fetish.
znarf, October 17, 2016, 02:05:57 am

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Dawnswalker on October 18, 2016, 10:56:56 pm
Hoop earrings always remind me of watching curling on TV.

Goodbye!
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: STOG on October 19, 2016, 01:18:06 am
guys

i heard this ears4me promo as i was coming back from work (https://twitter.com/sodaaccident/status/788625465057640449)
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Down10 on October 20, 2016, 02:12:49 pm
This episode was another reminder that there is a fetish for everything women do. That is to say, if a woman does something, wears something, says something, or is in close proximity to something, there will be a man out there who is arroused by it.

We're such animals.
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 13, 2016, 06:03:33 pm
It took me forever to decipher that Isfahan began singing Godsmack's Voodoo at the Katie Couric part because "god sacks" sounds like Godsmack.

It took its time but the joke made it. I got it. It made it through.
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 03, 2020, 03:04:43 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444875935276335114/751013357531693116/Eg2dOZ1XYAIfyw9.png)
drool drool drool
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444875935276335114/751013388833914880/Eg2dOoQXgAEKs1L.png)
aaaaaah shucks
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Wrought on September 03, 2020, 04:39:28 pm
twitter is absolutely the new tumblr
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Tipsy Almond on September 03, 2020, 09:03:51 pm
If the internet has taught me anything, it's how to NOT handle your kinks. If you're on an internet forum drooling over the idea of fetish X, Y, or Z for 8 hours a day and/or letting it fester into something bad, some soul-searching is in order.

It's like the people who post on fetish forums never grew past their hormonal teenager stage. :B
Title: Episode 230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
Post by: Puppy Time on September 03, 2020, 10:48:38 pm
twitter is absolutely the new tumblr
Wrought, September 03, 2020, 04:39:28 pm

Twitter is where everyone migrated to when tumblr started banning porn and the gays* in preparation to sell.

*They (probably) didn't mean to ban the gays, they just used a very broad filter incompetently.