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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: Chaymie on May 03, 2016, 01:45:14 pm
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Q: What is Morrissey favorite mode of transportation?
A: moped.
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My wife calls me a walking dad joke.
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My wife calls me a walking dad joke.
Vorko, May 04, 2016, 12:31:07 am
She really, really is.
From a few days ago:
Me: I'm gonna take a shower, okay?
Vorko: Sure, just put it back when you're done.
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Ooh, now this is my kind of topic!
Aaaand...damn it, got nothing yet. Man, I can never pun-form under pressure.
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Ooh, now this is my kind of topic!
Aaaand...damn it, got nothing yet. Man, I can never pun-form under pressure.
John Toast, May 04, 2016, 07:11:21 pm
guess so far everyone else is toasting you.
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Looks like John introduced himself to this thread... buttered side down.
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At first I really didn't like facial hair.
But then it grew on me.
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Discount tire is having a blowout sale.
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"I got a hair cut today."
"Why didn't you get em all cut?"
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Q:Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
A: Because he heard steak was bad for his heart!
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Rest in peace, water vapor. You will be mist.
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I never meant to rattle my chains at the monster cock overlords! O, Grace me with forgiveness I do not deserve.
I offer as a token of promised reparation, not a dad joke, but a post thoroughly dadcore: what the first three lines of Baba O'Riley would be if the song were about Watership Down.
Out here in the fields
Hrududu elil
m'Saion at fu-Inlé
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Any waitress: "Can I get you anything else?"
Dad: "Oh, just a million bucks and a couple of blondes."
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Did you hear about the guy that wrote a poem in the gym?
It was a weighty composition.
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What would be the biggest economic problem in a balloon society?
Inflation.
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You guys hear that one of the dudes from Chicago released a B Sides compilation?
It's called Et Cetera
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What's a Leninist's favourite insurance company?
All-State.
What about a Maoist's?
State Farm.
Okay, an ancap's?
"Progressive".
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Why didn't the Minecraft skeleton go to the Minecraft school dance?
He had no "body" to go with.
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Man, Sisqó's new NPR program is surprisingly informative.
I didn't think I'd learn so much from All Thongs Considered.
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Why can't you email files to a Jedi?
Because all attachments are forbidden.