Are you more or less pagan than Lithuania, who were pagan until like, the 14th century?
Christianity first came to Finland during the middle ages, but it never really managed to completely replace the old pagan beliefs. Like I said, people were pretty cool with the idea of God, as long as they could still do the old magic stuff they'd done before.
Do you have a witches brew?
Yes, and we teach children how dangerous it is.
While we're at it, how often do you see the words "Angry Birds" in your daily life?
Every fucking minute of my life. Let me put it this way: You could stay alive and well while consuming nothing but Angry Birds products.
Okay, level with us here. All of that just means "fucking," right?
No fucking in sauna, actually. Firstly, it's a holy place and the spirits wouldn't like that. Secondly, the Finnish sauna is much, much more hot than your wussy American saunas. Temperatures of 210 F are not uncommon. This makes for a very uncomfortable place for fucking. Combine that with the traditional sauna sport of rolling around in snow and jumping into ice holes and I challenge even Bunnybread to find a way to keep things sexy.
