There's a guy running for Washington state auditor whose last name is Sprung and I'm really disappointed that he doesn't have a slogan along the lines of "when you walk in with an itty-bitty waist to your local polling place, you vote Sprung"
(I'm sure you could do something better, change "itty-bitty waist" to something more relevant to the position of state auditor, but this idea isn't worth refining into anything legitimately clever, it's more about structure than content)