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Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Lemon on May 09, 2019, 12:58:51 pm
(https://thefpl.us/episode/303/waiting-for-melon.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/303)
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: KingKalamari on May 09, 2019, 02:13:39 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/9tNMh9S.jpg)
All my life, I have searched for a sex toy that feels a certain way.
Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball.
Now, at last, I have found it.
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: A Meat on May 09, 2019, 03:47:13 pm
Finally I can grapefruit myself whenever my girlfriend is out of town
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Boots Raingear on May 09, 2019, 07:32:30 pm
Finally I can grapefruit myself whenever my girlfriend is out of town
A Meat, May 09, 2019, 03:47:13 pm

The real Auntie Angel was in ourselves all along.
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: izzy on May 09, 2019, 07:41:00 pm
"Finally, inspired by those small parabolic mirrors that many cube-dwellers place on their monitors so they know when the boss mother is sneaking up on them..."
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Cheapskate on May 09, 2019, 08:13:17 pm
The problem with sticking your dick in your computer is that you always put it in upside-down on your first try.
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: cat_examiner on May 09, 2019, 08:17:27 pm
The problem with sticking your dick in your computer is that you always put it in upside-down on your first try.
Cheapskate, May 09, 2019, 08:13:17 pm

just like USB, you turn it over and it is still upside down --   there is no right way to stick your dick in a computer
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 09, 2019, 10:02:37 pm
Finally a sex doll that can fulfill my rakshasa fetish
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Pavlova on May 09, 2019, 10:57:57 pm
Hot damn, I've always wanted to give myself a yeast infection from a homemade potato dildo, and now I know how to!
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 09, 2019, 11:42:20 pm
I'm with Boots. How would a spoon you stuck in the freezer be any good for that???
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: ikaribattousai on May 10, 2019, 11:44:45 am
Terrible things, fucked with enthusiasm.
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 10, 2019, 12:54:57 pm
As the resident doctor of Buttplug studies, I wholeheartedly agree with Jimmy Franks' statement. Spend money on your dildos and avoid harming yourself.
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Cradicus on May 10, 2019, 12:59:32 pm
As the resident doctor of Buttplug studies, I wholeheartedly agree with Jimmy Franks' statement. Spend money on your dildos and avoid harming yourself.
Dr. Buttplug, May 10, 2019, 12:54:57 pm

Of course a doctor would say that. You're in the pocket of BIG DILDO!
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Victor Laszlo on May 10, 2019, 08:25:33 pm
As the resident doctor of Buttplug studies, I wholeheartedly agree with Jimmy Franks' statement. Spend money on your dildos and avoid harming yourself.
Dr. Buttplug, May 10, 2019, 12:54:57 pm

Of course a doctor would say that. You're in the pocket of BIG DILDO!
Cradicus, May 10, 2019, 12:59:32 pm

That's ridiculous.  The bigger they are, the harder they are to pull out of your ass.  If anything we'd be in the pocket of Little Dildo.
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 10, 2019, 09:22:10 pm
Dear God in heaven.

DIY Tag Machines: "computer tips", "hopelessly broken", "making masturbation difficult", "misguided diy", "oh you must be a killer", "questionable problem-solving", "recipes", "the internet isn't helping"
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Hux on May 12, 2019, 02:44:14 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/ead3283d1a04ba5608f3abcb8bd7c55c.png)
he's having fun.
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: KendrickLobstar on May 14, 2019, 11:45:36 pm
i wish I could reach out to these people and just ask what specifically it is their parents did to them to make them like this so I can ensure I don’t do it so my kids aren’t fucking yams when they grow up
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Hux on May 15, 2019, 02:31:55 am
i wish I could reach out to these people and just ask what specifically it is their parents did to them to make them like this so I can ensure I don’t do it so my kids aren’t fucking yams when they grow up
KendrickLobstar, May 14, 2019, 11:45:36 pm
maybe it isn’t the parents. maybe this is what happens when you get your first boner during an episode of veggie tales.
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Shell Game on May 16, 2019, 07:38:22 pm

Also damn. Only part way through and this one's knockin it out of the park
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Pavlova on May 24, 2019, 05:15:36 am
a modern remake of Frankenstein but the monster's just the sexdoll that those guys made out of a mannequin
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: KendrickLobstar on May 24, 2019, 06:58:05 am
a modern remake of Frankenstein but the monster's just the sexdoll that those guys made out of a mannequin
Pavlova, May 24, 2019, 05:15:36 am

I can see the forum posts now-

“Oh no no, the doctor was named Fleshlight, not the monster”
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 24, 2019, 05:17:36 pm
a modern remake of Frankenstein but the monster's just the sexdoll that those guys made out of a mannequin
Pavlova, May 24, 2019, 05:15:36 am

I can see the forum posts now-

“Oh no no, the doctor was named Fleshlight, not the monster”
KendrickLobstar, May 24, 2019, 06:58:05 am

Please stop doxing me.
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Wrought on May 24, 2019, 05:40:47 pm
i'm not sure this Dr. Fleshlight person is an actual physician
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Neal on May 24, 2019, 06:51:50 pm
i'm not sure this Dr. Fleshlight person is an actual physician
Wrought, May 24, 2019, 05:40:47 pm

It's actually a doctorate in divinity.
Title: 303: DIY Junk Machines
Post by: Frank West on July 09, 2019, 06:17:24 pm
Bravo for "The Modern Pornmetheus"