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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1444516 times)

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Novel idea: Open a Chinese, vegetarian restaurant that offers meals in the Zen tradition, but only prepares them in a double oven. The name, therefore, would be "The Eightfold Plath".
Spooks, December 25, 2018, 06:08:29 pm
I don't think this would make for a very interesting novel

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all dogs are catholic all cats are muslim
chai tea latte, December 31, 2018, 12:29:44 am


Where does this leave the ferrets?
Vinny Possum, December 31, 2018, 05:46:14 am
all mustelids follow the noble eightfold path
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happy 2019 fuckwads
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just realized i missedy chance to say 'merry yiffmas' and curse this website for all eternity

theres always next year i suppose
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twerking in a coal mine
A Meat, December 28, 2018, 02:59:34 am

the alex jonestown massacre

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i've come up with a fun game when clicking random youtuber video essays called "Stoner or not"

major contributing factors to stoner evaluation
 -- nasally voice
 -- monotone delivery
 -- slurred speech

minor contributing factors
 -- pot laughs
 -- coughing, esp. sniffling
 -- leaving about 2 minutes of dead air in the middle of the video cause they forgot to edit it

i'm hoping to take my stereotyping algorithm to the next XOXO festival and strike a movie deal with Redman if he's still around so we can train a neural net on these fuckin videos and save shit tons of money on hiring professional stoners for the animated third installment in the How High cinematic universe (How High 2 is currently in production), the script to which I've had under my couch cushions since 2007 but had forgotten about until last week when i spilled one of my urine jars on the cushion and had to take it outside to dry in the winter sun (cant wash cause no water in the apartment rn, will post updates on that later)

e;cited my sourses
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« Last Edit: January 01, 2019, 12:33:14 pm by Spooks »

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Quit complaining you got in the car and said "punch it" and I just rear ended the guy in front of us and jizzed in my pants all at once. What did you expect me to do?
« Last Edit: January 02, 2019, 08:01:09 am by Jackal Flapnasty »

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Can't wait for my first ham and eggs breakfast of 2019.

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I kept the genre-mixing machine going for too long and it spit out "a group of friends try to get their talking dog laid"
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I kept the genre-mixing machine going for too long and it spit out "a group of friends try to get their talking dog laid"
Wrought, January 02, 2019, 02:51:24 pm

Scooby Doo
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in hindsight the cling-film episode has only enhanced my appreciation of roy orbison
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hi guys i forgot my password for like three/four months whats popping
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hi guys i forgot my password for like three/four months whats popping
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, January 03, 2019, 08:42:08 am
popping is the most polarizing topic in the inflation community
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Delude yourself you want whatever you do and you'll start thinking that you're doing whatever you want.

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Maybe bulldogs are born old? Like all wrinkly and everything already and that's why they die younger than other breeds.
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