horses are a nightmare. like a dog just didnt stop growing and also grew hooves. horrible. i understand the appeal of horses, because they are useful and they do admittedly have nice hair. however, they are a crime against nature otherwise.
they are loud, athletic, can kill a man with their legs, smelly, tall, an evolutionary failure, and have nice hair. only i am allowed to be that combination of things. this makes horses my competition, in a sense.
also if hands are more evolved feet that means feet are still disgusting and actually outdated and i win.
but i think hands for feet would still be disgusting.