Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on June 27, 2013, 08:19:10 pm
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: Lemon on June 27, 2013, 08:19:10 pm
Any wise man must know that there is much to the universe that he does not know. But the wiser man makes up a bunch of crap about other universes and then sells that crap to suckers for two hundred bucks a pop. On a completely related note, Burt Goldman wants to welcome you to Quantum Jumping. What is Quantum Jumping? That's privileged information, I'm gonna need your bank account information first. But while we're waiting for this transaction to process, how about I read some testimonials? This week, Isfahan will not hesitate to shoot his doppelganger.
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on June 28, 2013, 12:06:58 am
Which CD do I have to buy to figure out how to get to the universe where I'm Batman?
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: nilvoid on June 28, 2013, 12:34:50 am
https://www.facebook.com/events/292100514135334/
Not quite Kindleporn, but it's hosted by SEXY MARK BROWN!
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: montrith on June 28, 2013, 02:25:48 am
That's not how string theory works, stupid people! Stop saying that's how it works! Okay, now that I've gotten over that, great episode. I'm always up for some hippie new-age bullshit, especially when they try to present it as SCIENCE! Portaxx is best ridiculist though, for referencing Girl in Gold Boots.
Oh, look. It appears that the publishing company for this is hiring. Score! I've been looking for a job where I get paid to faff around and do nothing the whole day.
Imagine collaborating and hanging out with some of the smartest, craziest, most passionate people in the world. Learning the freshest, most innovative ideas in the world of education and personal growth. Having the freedom to propose and execute even your most out-there ideas. Getting all the support and coaching you need to be your best. All in a fun and positive way.
We understand that brilliant people hate rules and shackles, and desire the freedom to do their work—in their way. Our office environment and work style is designed to cater to A players. Every day in the office is an adventure. Plus you’re working with 120+ people from 32+ different countries, all in ONE epic space.
This looks great! I can't wait to send out an application!
Ok we admit it, our culture is weird. One example, Mindvalley has it’s own secret society called S.P.L.A.S.H (Society for Platonic Love, Appreciation, Smiles and Happiness) that organizes weekly parties, cultural events and even weird theme days in the office. Work is never boring or stale. Take a glimpse of a recent S.P.L.A.S.H event, Female Appreciation Day, held every Mar 4 during
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Never mind.
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: chai tea latte on June 28, 2013, 02:48:45 am
Great episode. Which Silver Age episode did folks listen to? I went back and listened to the Childfree Hardcore one because goddamn if those people aren't broken.
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: gee golly gosh on June 28, 2013, 03:15:44 am
I'm on my second f plus marathon -- I started at episode 1 2 weeks ago and listened to successive episodes back to back while doing housework etc. It slowed to one or two episodes after work each night during the week, but I finished Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection? this morning before work and am trying to decide whether I want to listen to Pokegirls or the new one again now.
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: chai tea latte on June 28, 2013, 03:39:55 am
The Pokegirls episode is pretty great.
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: gee golly gosh on June 28, 2013, 04:03:01 am
There is just something about surly, angry, broken Portaxx ...
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: Lemon on June 28, 2013, 08:59:17 am
I've been looking for a job where I get paid to faff around and do nothing the whole day. montrith, June 28, 2013, 02:25:48 am
Hang on, it's not quite that simple. They have an important message.
We’re Culture Hacking Communities and Revolutionizing the Global Education System mindvalley
Culture hacking? Oh boy! That's a non-bullshitty thing that people do.What fun people will you work with, Montrith?
Ngeow Wu Han Artist in Chief Wu Han is a user-experience genius and super hero designer, creating websites you want to lick. When he’s not delivering digital eye-candy, he’s hanging out with his 3 adorable kids, Brandon, Andrea, and Reuben. Ladies, you may go Aww, now. mindvalley
To be clear, Quantum Jumping, with it's autoplay video, is a website you want to lick. You want to lick Burt Goldman's face. What other lickable sites have you been the UX lead for, Ngeow? And, in what I'm sure is a completely unrelated question, is there a corporate retreat that Montrith could pay to go on? And is it awesome?
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: montrith on June 28, 2013, 09:11:18 am
You don't have to keep scaring me, Society for Platonic Love, Appreciation, Smiles and Happiness and their extremely vaguely defined "Female Appreciation Day" already did the job.
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on June 28, 2013, 09:38:36 am
Upon re-listening to the episode, I've realized the program doesn't include "Jumping into a Vat of Buttercream Icing" or "Jumping into a Mosh Pit of Lesbians While Covered in Chocolate". So I'm out.
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: Lemon on June 28, 2013, 09:48:01 am
their extremely vaguely defined "Female Appreciation Day" already did the job. montrith, June 28, 2013, 09:11:18 am
Aw come on now, you haven't even seen a video of the event in question!
CAUTION: A number of you are about to get super-duper wet.
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: montrith on June 28, 2013, 10:57:54 am
Oh boy! I can't wait to get an extremely creepy massage from a coworker.
Why is the first shot of the video Wonder Woman's crotch?
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on June 28, 2013, 12:59:05 pm
Mindvalley has open positions in my field? SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS! I'M MOVING TO KUALA LUMPUR TO JOIN A MLM COMPANY!!
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: PurpleXVI on June 29, 2013, 03:35:02 pm
Finally got around to this one, and, goddamn, this was a good episode. It amazes me that so many people would actually fall for this... then again, maybe they know something we don't. Maybe we just need to go to the alternate dimension where we're all open-minded and accept how brilliant this organization is.
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: Sherlockian on June 29, 2013, 03:39:15 pm
Upon re-listening to the episode, I've realized the program doesn't include "Jumping into a Vat of Buttercream Icing" or "Jumping into a Mosh Pit of Lesbians While Covered in Chocolate". So I'm out. Cuddlesquid, June 28, 2013, 09:38:36 am
That second one is just called Gay Pride Weekend.
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: KingKalamari on June 29, 2013, 04:34:41 pm
their extremely vaguely defined "Female Appreciation Day" already did the job. montrith, June 28, 2013, 09:11:18 am
Aw come on now, you haven't even seen a video of the event in question!
CAUTION: A number of you are about to get super-duper wet.
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: Luna on July 02, 2013, 12:39:13 am
Would you believe me if I told you "Doppelgangbang" has been in my list of future titles for at least six months?
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: Lemon on July 02, 2013, 09:30:54 am
Would you believe me if I told you "Doppelgangbang" has been in my list of future titles for at least six months? Luna, July 02, 2013, 12:39:13 am
The only man strong enough to please Howard... is Howard. And Howard. And Howard. And Howard.
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: Chaz on July 02, 2013, 10:23:45 am
So I was checking my Gmail inbox when I saw this...
(http://i.imgur.com/85afbWB.png)
I'm scared you guys I think I'm being doppelgangstalked
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: agentanalogue on July 02, 2013, 01:16:46 pm
there isn't any one silver-age episode I listen to since I listen and re-listen so exhaustively, but I've most recently gone back to the well for the Twilight One again. the roleplay segment in that still kills me every time.
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: Isfahan on July 03, 2013, 06:13:59 pm
Would you believe me if I told you "Doppelgangbang" has been in my list of future titles for at least six months? Luna, July 02, 2013, 12:39:13 am
Hi Luna! Good to see you're still lurking about! I honestly was wondering if it really would reach any Kindleporn authors other than Tanny.
Title: Episode 104: Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 07, 2018, 08:27:56 pm
This is a damn fine episode and we should talk about it more.