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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 489639 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #900
Had to look this one up to get the wording right. It's Lemon's response to a PUA's report of a sexual encounter:

"I'm gonna leave my comment right here, TheVaunce, and I understand that you're probably young, twentiesh or something, and you're probably a virgin and you went to the seduction community to try to get advice and everything like that, and I say this with all genuine--KILL YOURSELF. You are a terrible human being; you need to die."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #901
I'm a serial killer juggalo christian vampire.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #902
That one reading from episode 191 where STOG randomly put "dere" on the ends of sentences.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #903
Bunnybread: "How do ya'll feel about yo' asses?"
Lemon: "Protective... and afraid."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #904
"I didn't even wаnt to drill her vаginаl or аnаl hole..."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #905
I love side jokes.

Isfahan: I wonder if there is a Memento porn parody.

Adam Bozarth: I can't remember.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #906
NEW DIAPER, WHO DIS
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F Plus Quotes Thread #907
"MY PRECUM GUSHES OUT, AS I RUB MY DICK ONTO THOSE HUGE TITS OF HERS."

(silence)

"MY PRECUM GUSHES.  YOU HEAR ME?"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #908
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
-Lemon's keyboard, Garbage Day, Hour 12 (Yahoo! Answers Mythology, starting around 29:20)

"I keep trying to type 'bop' at the end."
-JW Friedman in response to the above event

(edited to try and reduce stretching of the page by excess mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)
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F Plus Quotes Thread #909
"Bullshit!"
-J.W. Friedman reacting to Mike Tomich's claim that cars from the '70s had better steering than modern cars.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #910
[boots] "But... the gender that needs to be sexualized is bitching!"

[ballpit] "His fedora's gone Super Saiyan!"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #911
"Stop keying my PT Cruiser, assholes! That's where I keep my Velvet Underground albums."

--Thanks, STOG
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F Plus Quotes Thread #912
Lemon: Alright, F+, what have we learned?
Kumquat: I am a meat posicle.

I appreciate that the Borderlands psycho lines continue being reference material throughout the podcast, right to the second-most recent one as of right now.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #913
I'm a little offended that you attribute such a classic The Fifth Element line to a video game.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #914
Jack Chick: I MAKE HIM FUCK THE JELLY GLASS
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