We got patches.

[Lemon]

You probably know this already, but we're selling patches right now. I did 100 of 'em, and I think they're pretty swell.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

This is gonna look sick-ass next to my Flux Of Pink Indians patch

[Lemon]

I only just now realized that all the products were charging an additional $6 for shipping, which I did not intend. Prices corrected, refunds being issued.

[Nemo2342]

So I already ordered, but I forgot to ask: will these come with mystery candy like the magnets?

[Lemon]

So I already ordered, but I forgot to ask: will these come with mystery candy like the magnets?

(Un?)fortunately no. The patches are cloth, so candy in the envelope would create immediate problems.

[Carbon]

So I already ordered, but I forgot to ask: will these come with mystery candy like the magnets?

(Un?)fortunately no. The patches are cloth, so candy in the envelope would create immediate problems.

What you call problems, I call candy-scented, self-adhesive cloth patches.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

So I already ordered, but I forgot to ask: will these come with mystery candy like the magnets?

(Un?)fortunately no. The patches are cloth, so candy in the envelope would create immediate problems.

What you call problems, I call candy-scented, self-adhesive cloth patches.

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

[Neal]

So I already ordered, but I forgot to ask: will these come with mystery candy like the magnets?

(Un?)fortunately no. The patches are cloth, so candy in the envelope would create immediate problems.

What you call problems, I call candy-scented, self-adhesive cloth patches.

This is how you get ants.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Wrap it around your dick so the ants crawl in.

[Lemon]

Wrap it around your dick so the ants crawl in.

Ew.

That was unnecessary.

[Sherman Tank]

Wrap it around your dick so the ants crawl in.

Ew.

That was unnecessary.

Yeah, everybody knows you use maggots for that, not ants.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

"Oh hey, new replies on the patches thread"

[Sovereign]

So what is everyone sewing these patches on? What would you if you would or could buy one? I never really grew up around the kinds of people who wore patches that didn't just come with the article of clothing itself, so I'm curious about this.

[Emperor Jack Chick]

So what is everyone sewing these patches on? What would you if you would or could buy one? I never really grew up around the kinds of people who wore patches that didn't just come with the article of clothing itself, so I'm curious about this.

battle jackets

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

My bag of holding purse because it's not insufferably nerdy enough