Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on February 21, 2016, 05:54:50 pm
Title: 205: Altered Creeps
Post by: Lemon on February 21, 2016, 05:54:50 pm
[yuck]
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Post by: Aljonso on February 21, 2016, 06:56:03 pm
There's a link at the end of the doc.
Don't click it.
I did, and it was a mistake.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 21, 2016, 07:52:45 pm
Metal Gear... Liquid?
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Post by: Neal on February 21, 2016, 07:54:40 pm
Today's Special!
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Post by: Yavuz on February 21, 2016, 08:01:34 pm
The Mickey Mouse/Minnie Mouse snippet made my gorge rise. I just don't understand how someone would find that appealing, but I suppose I could say that about a lot of things.
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Post by: The Comna on February 21, 2016, 08:31:41 pm
Disappointed there was no TSA transformation story.
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Post by: Cyberventurer on February 21, 2016, 08:44:52 pm
If it makes you feel better, I recognized the Gremlins theme.
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Post by: QueenSyreen on February 21, 2016, 11:09:09 pm
God dammit why did that HAPPEN
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Post by: Nifty Nif on February 21, 2016, 11:21:55 pm
w h at
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Post by: Frank West on February 21, 2016, 11:38:29 pm
Here is a fun anecdote about this episode: I started the first reading and got about halfway into the story before Lemon realized it was about to lead to straight up horsefucking and made me stop.
I wouldn't have stopped on my own, I don't know what shame is.
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Post by: opi on February 22, 2016, 12:05:32 am
My head cannon to the "Guy/girl fucking/being fuck by statue" story: the guy is a lousy janitor and managed to tip over the statue. It fell on him and is currently crushing his bones & squeezes the last gasp of air from his long. The story is just last dopamine shot before he kicks the bucket.
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Post by: Boots Raingear on February 22, 2016, 12:07:33 am
Here is a fun anecdote about this episode: I started the first reading and got about halfway into the story before Lemon realized it was about to lead to straight up horsefucking and made me stop. Frank West, February 21, 2016, 11:38:29 pm
Zebrafucking The story had 'centaur' in the title, but not in the content.
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Post by: LINDA on February 22, 2016, 12:08:13 am
This episode left me confused, and listening to it twice more only made me more confused. What the fuck is this fetish. I thought the watch fetish was peak bafflement, but now this.
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Post by: opi on February 22, 2016, 12:20:36 am
This episode left me confused, and listening to it twice more only made me more confused. What the fuck is this fetish. I thought the watch fetish was peak bafflement, but now this. eudo, February 22, 2016, 12:08:13 am
Use this handy algorithm to detect the limits of fetish communities:
Exists in the Universe → Can be someone's fetish → It's on the Internet, 100%
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Post by: CormansInferno on February 22, 2016, 12:56:31 am
Dear god, I realized after the frog limerick that it was supposed to be fanfiction about the Budweiser frogs
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on February 22, 2016, 02:01:33 am
The limericks just make me want an all-fetish-poetry episode more and more
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Post by: sincerelyest on February 22, 2016, 02:16:54 am
200 episodes in and finally finally the ReBoot references I've been sitting here waiting for.
That nonstop laughter wasn't bad either.
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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 22, 2016, 02:21:00 am
I'm not surprised at all by the amount of stuff that got cut. Leafing through the doc after it was recorded it was more and more apparent to me 80% of it was either too gross or infuriating to read out loud. The worst is I'm not even sure it's a failing entirely on my part. I don't know if any amount of trimming down and story selection could redeem the TSA. It is a dense archive of fiction, one chock full of 50 page stories written in awful, convoluted, stilted writing where nothing happens until "and then I was a cat". Its worst stories, the ones that ended up in the doc, are also its best. That's not to say I regret submitting the subject, it's still a super weird site and it does make for a great episode where a listener can go "Huh? What? So you jerk off to this? Statues?" Props to you guys for soldiering through and making it work.
The most confounding thing is that, by and large, the TSA is not an erotic archive. For every explicit story there's five others of capt. Kirk just turning into a parakeet. I guess what most surprised me isn't that somebody would write a story about their telepathic dog transforming them into their dog-wife by way of intercourse (because of course they'd write that), it's the sheer amount of time some of these people spent, pouring buckets of unfiltered prose in this collective archive. I honestly don't know, man, 90's nerds. All in all, [yuck]
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Post by: memorylikeasieve on February 22, 2016, 05:25:35 am
I was kind of expecting that thing where Fox from star fox turns into a dinosaur dick? or something, but it wasn't, it's something else, more horrifying.
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Post by: Gyro on February 22, 2016, 06:12:26 am
The limericks just make me want an all-fetish-poetry episode more and more VOODOO RECTUM, February 22, 2016, 02:01:33 am
So you want to fucking suffer, is that it? Are you just saying you're a masochist here?
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 22, 2016, 06:25:05 am
Bunnybread for episode MVP.
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Post by: Aljonso on February 22, 2016, 07:00:30 am
I was kind of expecting that thing where Fox from star fox turns into a dinosaur dick? or something, but it wasn't, it's something else, more horrifying. A Meat, February 22, 2016, 05:36:07 am
Update: I tried to go to sleep last night and had actually fucking nightmares from the stuff behind that link. I know that this is a site that thrives on morbid curiosity, but I'm begging you all, please make an exception.
As for JT and A Meat, I'm sorry you two had to see that.
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Post by: Curious Robot on February 22, 2016, 07:09:13 am
I was kind of expecting that thing where Fox from star fox turns into a dinosaur dick? or something, but it wasn't, it's something else, more horrifying. A Meat, February 22, 2016, 05:36:07 am
Update: I tried to go to sleep last night and had actually fucking nightmares from the stuff behind that link. I know that this is a site that thrives on morbid curiosity, but I'm begging you all, please make an exception.
I might have just clicked on it. Your case against clicking it was just so compelling that I kinda had to.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 22, 2016, 07:18:18 am
(http://the-toast.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hp-1600x0-c-default.jpg) That feeling when you click the link
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Post by: Curious Robot on February 22, 2016, 07:24:44 am
(http://the-toast.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hp-1600x0-c-default.jpg) That feeling when you click the link AgentCoop, February 22, 2016, 07:18:18 am
"I have seen the dark universe yawning, Where the black planets roll without aim; Where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge or lustre or name."
Even ol' Howard Phillips wouldn't have been prepared for that.
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Post by: opi on February 22, 2016, 07:27:03 am
This might be one of the worst way of baiting me into clicking the link. The worst, because it may actually work!
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Post by: A Meat on February 22, 2016, 07:29:29 am
It's like the fifth worst thing I've seen the past month! If that's not a ringing endorsement, I don't know what is.
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Post by: montrith on February 22, 2016, 07:38:47 am
My career in Internet awful started when I found CYOC archive.
That is all.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 22, 2016, 10:00:39 am
For every explicit story there's five others of capt. Kirk just turning into a parakeet. Spooks, February 22, 2016, 02:21:00 am
They're definitely jerking off to that.
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Post by: AFancy400 on February 22, 2016, 10:14:41 am
I'm not surprised at all by the amount of stuff that got cut. Leafing through the doc after it was recorded it was more and more apparent to me 80% of it was either too gross or infuriating to read out loud. The worst is I'm not even sure it's a failing entirely on my part. I don't know if any amount of trimming down and story selection could redeem the TSA. It is a dense archive of fiction, one chock full of 50 page stories written in awful, convoluted, stilted writing where nothing happens until "and then I was a cat". Its worst stories, the ones that ended up in the doc, are also its best. That's not to say I regret submitting the subject, it's still a super weird site and it does make for a great episode where a listener can go "Huh? What? So you jerk off to this? Statues?" Props to you guys for soldiering through and making it work.
The most confounding thing is that, by and large, the TSA is not an erotic archive. For every explicit story there's five others of capt. Kirk just turning into a parakeet. I guess what most surprised me isn't that somebody would write a story about their telepathic dog transforming them into their dog-wife by way of intercourse (because of course they'd write that), it's the sheer amount of time some of these people spent, pouring buckets of unfiltered prose in this collective archive. I honestly don't know, man, 90's nerds. All in all, [yuck] Spooks, February 22, 2016, 02:21:00 am
I forgive you, but I'm still not trusting you with my pets.
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Post by: Cyberventurer on February 22, 2016, 10:42:56 am
I'm not surprised at all by the amount of stuff that got cut. Leafing through the doc after it was recorded it was more and more apparent to me 80% of it was either too gross or infuriating to read out loud. Spooks, February 22, 2016, 02:21:00 am
I did the exact same thing with my first document, so don't bust your balls over it.
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on February 22, 2016, 01:39:16 pm
I didn't get the Gremins reference but I did get the Reboot reference! [freakout]
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 22, 2016, 03:42:26 pm
Here is a fun anecdote about this episode: I started the first reading and got about halfway into the story before Lemon realized it was about to lead to straight up horsefucking and made me stop.
That F Plus Live 3 reading really broke you, didn't it?
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Post by: Neal on February 22, 2016, 04:28:17 pm
Here is a fun anecdote about this episode: I started the first reading and got about halfway into the story before Lemon realized it was about to lead to straight up horsefucking and made me stop.
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Post by: Cleretic on February 23, 2016, 01:39:25 am
Yeeeeeah, this site was my first expisure to things intended to be erotic that wasn't porny banner ads. I actually remember a couple of these stories. I can still kind of see what I saw in them, but it's not quite there.
I mentioned in internet.txt that you can really see the outlet-ism in transformation fetishism, and while that's not really true of these readings it's definitely very present on the TSA. Lots of people trying to make sense of themselves, that sometimes but not always leads into boners. I found it as part of a long chain of places I went in trying to make sense of my own feelings about myself, and while I went down the wrong road at that time I feel like it wasn't actually to blame, because that came through to me.
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Post by: STOG on February 23, 2016, 11:41:14 am
my craaaatch
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Post by: Laocius on February 23, 2016, 12:00:03 pm
Today's Special might be the most obscure reference ever made on this podcast. It's definitely the most regionally specific.
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Post by: Digital Walnut on February 23, 2016, 01:01:11 pm
"I'm going to skip the part where Pinky and The Brain fuck" might be my favorite opening sentence of anything ever.
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on February 23, 2016, 01:26:23 pm
I was trying to play some CS:GO the other day, but the server just had way too much Carl for it to be any fun.
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Post by: Boots Raingear on February 23, 2016, 01:47:04 pm
Yeah, if there's a time you guys want to play, feel free. If you are playing at a time when none of the ridiculists are likely to be around and think you can be trusted with temporary admin power, let me know in advance.
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Post by: montrith on February 23, 2016, 02:27:01 pm
I was trying to play some CS:GO the other day, but the server just had way too much Carl for it to be any fun. Nikaer Drekin, February 23, 2016, 01:26:23 pm
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Post by: Tipps on February 23, 2016, 05:06:03 pm
It's no worse than the guy who transformed into charizard, unless body horror really freaks you out.
My favourite part was where he grew a saddle. I'll be laughing about that for weeks. Bodark, February 23, 2016, 05:18:48 pm
The thoroughly unimpressed looks on the faces of the background horses was what got me.
"Oh, this shit again."
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 25, 2016, 01:56:19 am
That's how they got there too.
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Post by: Down10 on February 26, 2016, 01:27:56 pm
I've also wanted to submit a doc like TSA or CYOC, but the major drawback I've found is that these stories are mostly stomach-turning gross sex stuff and not funny. Sure they're weird, but they're not enjoyable for others to read out loud for a podcast.
Oh, I remember seeing that before. Not the freakiest transformation fetish art I've seen.
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Post by: eldritchhat on February 27, 2016, 08:09:32 am
I feel like I have eyes on the inside now, after I saw what could not be unseen
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Post by: Ambious on February 28, 2016, 02:25:43 pm
"I'm going to skip the part where Pinky and The Brain fuck" might be my favorite opening sentence of anything ever. Digital Walnut, February 23, 2016, 01:01:11 pm
I literally rewound that part like five times to make sure I was hearing it right.
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Post by: Corn Syrup on March 01, 2016, 11:01:36 pm
I was just starting to mine this site for content when this episode went up. I felt like I was getting better (in the F+ material sense of "better", of course) results by going for the stories marked with stars. It seemed like there was an extra layer of strange to be found in the ones the editor went out of his way to highlight.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 25, 2016, 10:07:52 pm
So where was the story that had the part where Pinky and the Brain fucked that Boots skipped? I'm morbidly curious as to what the possible context for that sort of thing happening there could possibly be.
Oh, it was in the doc. And there's no context.
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Post by: SuperTrainStationH on December 27, 2016, 11:11:42 am
Yeah, I had the misfortune of discovering this site when I was still a kid, actually.
I was a kid who was fascinated by things like ice changing into water, and water into steam, and shapeshifting/transformation interested me as a fantasy element since I was maybe four or so, and I liked cartoons and movies with werewolves and stuff like that and read Animorphs religiously.
So in 2000 or so when my family got an iMac, I went Yahoo searching for stories about stuff like that and ended up here.
The first few stories I ran across were, to my recollection, just generic stories about some guy sitting at his computer and he starts turning into a cat or something, or someone wanders into a cursed forest and turns into a horse, pretty benign stuff.
Then I ran into one of the lemon ones and was like WHY ON EARTH WOULD SOMEONE PUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON THE INTERNET, and then I came to realize all the ones marked "xxx" were porn, I was legit horrified by what I found and got off that site as fast as I could.
To make this even better, moments after going offline, my friend decided to prank call my house with an Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard, proclaiming to be "Officer John Kimble, I'm a cop you idiot, let me speak to your mother" which made me think I was in trouble with the police for being on a adults only website, so I hung up the phone and spend the rest of the day expecting the police to appear.
A couple of years ago I went back to the site out of curiosity and found the "furry balls" story right away. It was so absurd I laughed my ass off.
I hoenstly think this site would have been in a sense "Less" disgusting if it was just porn, because as a kid who was just looking for spoopy stories about people getting turned into animals, I shouldn't have been able to end up on a site with depictions of fetishized zoophilia so easily.
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on January 05, 2017, 02:44:02 am
"I'm going to skip the part where Pinky and The Brain fuck" might be my favorite opening sentence of anything ever. Digital Walnut, February 23, 2016, 01:01:11 pm
"Hey brain, what are we going to do today?" "The same thing we always do: TRY TO TAKE OVER YOUR ASS!"