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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on May 02, 2016, 12:13:42 pm
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This page on thefpl.us (https://thefpl.us/wrote/a-fiverr-call-to-action) explains the concept.
- One suggestion per post
- Nothing more than $5
Bulb whatever you like best.
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One goddamned search and I already found foot fetish shit. (https://www.fiverr.com/cindy106/send-you-pictures-of-my-little-feet)
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This is the least useful thing I could find. I can't imagine anything less useful than this. (https://www.fiverr.com/gmisels/advertise-your-company-on-my-dog-in-new-york?context=adv.cat_4.subcat_4&context_type=rating&pos=10&funnel=b7f68920-e219-486c-a4dc-6735611114ba)
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Who wants a "schumann resonance binaural beats session"? (https://www.fiverr.com/abinboston/send-a-schumann-resonance-binaural-beats-session)
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This isn't my choice and shouldn't be counted, because I can't figure out a way to make this about ballp.it at all and I don't know whose pet we would do it to, but I feel that this has to be shared here anyway (https://www.fiverr.com/gooberella/make-your-dog-or-cat-smile?context=adv.cat_4.subcat_4&context_type=rating&pos=110&funnel=091a822d-b042-4b64-a998-107acdb5c221).
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There's a whole section for hippie bullshit:
https://www.fiverr.com/categories/lifestyle/spiritual-healing/#layout=auto&page=1
you can get SIX emotional imbalances fixed by this woman (https://www.fiverr.com/jules2013/do-an-emotion-code-session-for-you-and-release-up-to-9-trapped-emotions-from-your-body?context=adv.cat_7.subcat_79&context_type=rating&pos=38&funnel=e80d7be0-894a-4074-b585-6ca0d74d18f7), and you can get it done in German as well
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I will make u Expert HACKER (https://www.fiverr.com/merlinn/solve-your-technical-problems?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=2&funnel=c1d38ded-adbe-41e1-8bc8-f08a4b1ee595)
E: This one's not an ebook afaict.
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I will teach you how to hurt someone (https://www.fiverr.com/docbeaker/teach-you-how-to-hurt-someone?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=63&funnel=63fa38c6-fc0a-41c7-a4da-68a885e21c3d)
E: Tread with caution, it looks suspiciously like this person just wants to sell you an ebook.
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I will teach you How to Communicate with Animals Telepathically (https://www.fiverr.com/animalenergies/teach-you-how-to-communicate-with-animals-telepathically?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=45&funnel=229b9499-845c-4964-977d-2f56f80fb0f5)
E: Tread with caution, it looks suspiciously like this person just wants to sell you an ebook.
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I will teach you how to Podcast (https://www.fiverr.com/aehs01/show-you-how-to-host-your-podcast-for-free?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=28&funnel=229b9499-845c-4964-977d-2f56f80fb0f5)
E: Tread with caution, it looks suspiciously like this person just wants to sell you an ebook.
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https://www.fiverr.com/oldmansteve/tell-that-you-are-pregnant-or-engaged-to-anyone-you-wish?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=2&funnel=290b7808-1793-4e0d-95e9-ca909c93a986
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There's like fifty people who are going to teach me to get free money. Someday when I'm rich I want to hire them all and put them all in the same skype call.
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I will scream your name into a bush (https://www.fiverr.com/e_russett/scream-your-name-into-a-bush?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=2&funnel=0c36169d-79a6-41f7-b005-22f64e468869)
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I'll write up to 10 new threads on your forum to add further viewing content. Threads will be greater than 15 words. (https://www.fiverr.com/zeamazingcow/write-10-posts-on-your-forum?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=7&funnel=f896bef0-4ca5-4d54-8b89-2655208192cc)
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Note: If you really want to make this challenging, try to avoid anything from the Extremely Bizarre category (https://www.fiverr.com/categories/fun-bizarre/extremely-bizarre/).
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I will create a custom TF, Furry, Anthro pic for you
(https://res.cloudinary.com/fiverr/image/fetch/t_gig_galery/https%3A%2F%2Fcdnil1.fiverrcdn.com%2Fdeliveries%2F32923388%2Fv2_680_459%2Fdigital-illustration_ws_1458009568.png%3F1458009568) (https://www.fiverr.com/artsyandy/create-a-custom-tf-furry-anthro-pic-for-you?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=8&funnel=1ae09ddd-784b-4861-8626-5e46d85b380b)
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I will rate your attractiveness on a scale of 1 to 10 with reasons (https://www.fiverr.com/richlugo/rate-your-attractiveness-on-a-scale-of-1-to-10-with-reasons?context=adv.cat_7.subcat_76&context_type=new&pos=65&funnel=d0e11c4f-0171-4f92-87a9-2a039e3611be)
I will give my HONEST gay opinion on how attractive you are on a scale of 1-10. My report will include your best features, worst features, what you can do to improve, etc. If you are sick of everyone telling you what you want to hear I will give you honest feedback.
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I'll write up to 10 new threads on your forum to add further viewing content. Threads will be greater than 15 words. (https://www.fiverr.com/zeamazingcow/write-10-posts-on-your-forum?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=7&funnel=f896bef0-4ca5-4d54-8b89-2655208192cc)
Zekka, May 02, 2016, 02:42:56 pm
My votes for this, we'd technically make 5 bucks. Plus I <3 shitposting
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Leave a voicemail as a girlfriend, ex or one night stand (https://www.fiverr.com/cyformcdvl/leave-a-voicemail-as-a-girlfriend-or-ex-or-one-night-stand?context=adv.cat_11&context_type=rating&pos=66&funnel=4e32f819-7995-4407-bd43-55386d0e8b0a)
Instead of another person, Lemon had a one night stand with another podcast (I Don't Even Own a Television) and it's addressed to the rediculists. Or something like that.
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I'm not exactly sure how it would help, but I really think it would be a good idea to get someone to cast evil killer spell against witch wizard or JINN. We'll be covered for 12 months! (https://www.fiverr.com/irunmole/cast-evil-killer-spell-against-witch-wizard-or-jinn)
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I'm not exactly sure how it would help, but I really think it would be a good idea to get someone to cast evil killer spell against witch wizard or JINN. We'll be covered for 12 months! (https://www.fiverr.com/irunmole/cast-evil-killer-spell-against-witch-wizard-or-jinn)
moooo566, May 02, 2016, 03:41:51 pm
Is this how we get earwolf?
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I'm not exactly sure how it would help, but I really think it would be a good idea to get someone to cast evil killer spell against witch wizard or JINN. We'll be covered for 12 months! (https://www.fiverr.com/irunmole/cast-evil-killer-spell-against-witch-wizard-or-jinn)
moooo566, May 02, 2016, 03:41:51 pm
Whether a hotel or a personal blog, we'll be covered.
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This lady will promote you on her Christian radio show. (https://www.fiverr.com/iassist/play-your-ad-on-my-christian-radio-show)
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Actually screw that other shit.
We can hire internet legend and crazy guy shoenice to eat us.. (https://www.fiverr.com/shoeniceeatsyou/eat-your-name-for-a-youtube-video)
Apparently it's not on his main channel, but you can watch him eat this stuff for money here (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzoVEpxfEymJl3NtfluijRA).
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This is the least useful thing I could find. I can't imagine anything less useful than this. (https://www.fiverr.com/gmisels/advertise-your-company-on-my-dog-in-new-york?context=adv.cat_4.subcat_4&context_type=rating&pos=10&funnel=b7f68920-e219-486c-a4dc-6735611114ba)
Frank West, May 02, 2016, 01:20:21 pm
We would have to use it to promote damn.dog.
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Ball Python. Need I say more? (https://www.fiverr.com/aricegirl/model-my-snake-with-your-message?context=adv.cat_4.subcat_4&context_type=rating&pos=22&funnel=b1927c42-1b57-45d5-8f56-dbb1eee99807)
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Might find better stuff but for now, I just love the mystery of this one (https://www.fiverr.com/pro3danim/create-3d-model-and-3d-animation).
He says he'll do a 3D model AND animation for $5. The two examples he gives are not his own work. The description has typos and grammatical errors. We have literally no idea what he would give us if we asked him for something! It could be absolutely anything!
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I will draw a My Little Pony Picture (https://www.fiverr.com/dawnviolet/draw-a-picture-of-you-in-my-little-pony-style?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pckg_id=1&pos=1&funnel=11dd2642-7e05-429c-b914-08a7216b4b58)
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Okay so this might be more for an F+ Live video when it rolls around, but these production values are mighty (https://www.fiverr.com/badbeehavior/send-you-this-dancing-birthday-video-as-an-ape).
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I need to hear the chipmunk remix of STOG's PARTY PARTY PARTY, and/or any of the other F-Plus Sings remixes. (https://www.fiverr.com/dineshmadhushan/make-chipmunk-version-of-any-3-songs-or-voice-tracks?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=2&funnel=71ae37ab-3900-4ff5-af90-d22107f88a7d)
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If they scream our names into a bush, can we get memorabilia or something of the event?
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Two jungle boys paint your message on their body and dance crazy and funny jungle dance. (https://www.fiverr.com/funnyguys/dance-african-jungle-dance-with-your-message?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=1&funnel=d142e1f4-4dc2-4a4e-ac16-434132e18ff0)
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GUYS.
GUYS.
IF LEMON CUTS THE KUMQUATXOP MEGAMIX (http://thefpl.us/podcasts/yeah_megamix.mp3) DOWN TO 30 SECONDS, GETTING A STOP-MOTION ANIMATION OF A CLAY DOT-EYED KUMQUAT SCREAMING IT WOULD BE ONLY $5 (https://www.fiverr.com/candlehour/make-a-stop-motion-animation-for-you)
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GUYS.
GUYS.
IF LEMON CUTS THE KUMQUATXOP MEGAMIX (http://thefpl.us/podcasts/yeah_megamix.mp3) DOWN TO 30 SECONDS, GETTING A STOP-MOTION ANIMATION OF A CLAY DOT-EYED KUMQUAT SCREAMING IT WOULD BE ONLY $5 (https://www.fiverr.com/candlehour/make-a-stop-motion-animation-for-you)
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 02, 2016, 08:01:05 pm
I would like to add three dozen more bulbs to this, thanks.
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This person will write an impressive and dynamic patron pitch for you. (https://www.fiverr.com/manyglyphs/write-an-impressive-and-dynamic-patreon-pitch)
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Oh holy shit, if you're willing to splurge, for £200 that same lady will ghostwrite a whole 10000 word comedy book in 10 days for you! (https://www.fiverr.com/manyglyphs/ghostwrite-your-comedy-book)
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I want a Yugioh yaoi story where one of the characters is just an inanimate Yugioh card, make my dream come true (https://www.fiverr.com/ddldhow/write-you-a-yugioh-yaoi-or-yuri-one-shot-for-a-fiver?context=adv.cat_5.subcat_107&context_type=new&pckg_id=1&pos=190&funnel=09f2c06c-762c-48e8-9e0f-86bbe0e583ab)
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The F+ counts as 'cannabis related content', right? Just have this dude post one of the weed-related episodes to his weed facebook page, and boom, instant fame. (https://www.fiverr.com/internationalhl/promote-your-cannabis-related-content?context=adv.cat_4.subcat_9&context_type=rating&pos=16&funnel=15fc8368-0cec-4987-a7ae-e6514a8b8606)
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The F Plus doesn't have an official cocktail yet, right? (https://www.fiverr.com/asigalas/come-up-with-a-cocktail-recipe-for-you?context=adv.cat_7.subcat_81&context_type=rating&pos=22&funnel=6c835330-ecf2-4476-8f16-4be36fd598bf)
Can't be any worse than the whiskey banana.
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The F Plus doesn't have an official cocktail yet, right? (https://www.fiverr.com/asigalas/come-up-with-a-cocktail-recipe-for-you?context=adv.cat_7.subcat_81&context_type=rating&pos=22&funnel=6c835330-ecf2-4476-8f16-4be36fd598bf)
Can't be any worse than the whiskey banana.
Bobsterfest, May 03, 2016, 02:09:21 pm
Pffffffft I'll do that for free. Or I'll make a Fiverr account and y'all can give me $5.
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Two jungle boys paint your message on their body and dance crazy and funny jungle dance. (https://www.fiverr.com/funnyguys/dance-african-jungle-dance-with-your-message?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=1&funnel=d142e1f4-4dc2-4a4e-ac16-434132e18ff0)
sirslarty, May 02, 2016, 07:58:14 pm
Yeah, they could dance. Or they could fake laughter for a full 45 seconds (https://www.fiverr.com/funnyguys/laugh-crazy-with-your-message-as-jungle-boy?autoplay=true&funnel=c8799f8c-409d-4f03-b5f5-195076f3df50).
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I will be your Gay Video Boyfriend, for Pranks, Testimonial, for one min (https://www.fiverr.com/mobilefreedom/be-your-gay-video-boyfriend-for-one-min?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=17&funnel=3b20089d-0363-4de9-ac65-197a756cf250)
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Yeah, they could dance. Or they could fake laughter for a full 45 seconds (https://www.fiverr.com/funnyguys/laugh-crazy-with-your-message-as-jungle-boy?autoplay=true&funnel=c8799f8c-409d-4f03-b5f5-195076f3df50).
Lemon, May 03, 2016, 03:05:03 pm
This is a better use of their time.
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I want a Yugioh yaoi story where one of the characters is just an inanimate Yugioh card, make my dream come true (https://www.fiverr.com/ddldhow/write-you-a-yugioh-yaoi-or-yuri-one-shot-for-a-fiver?context=adv.cat_5.subcat_107&context_type=new&pckg_id=1&pos=190&funnel=09f2c06c-762c-48e8-9e0f-86bbe0e583ab)
A Meat, May 03, 2016, 09:38:12 am
$5 for short story, $10 for longer one, and $20 to have someone fix the bad spelling and grammar.
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I will model my feet next to your logo (https://www.fiverr.com/atraela/model-my-feet-next-to-your-logo?context=advanced_search&context_type=rating&context_referrer=search_gigs&pos=1&funnel=e3fe33ef-9bb3-4ee1-bb5d-a35e9807a929)
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Buying these tonight.
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I've purchased 3 of these so far. The fourth will have to wait a bit, because I need Bunnybread to record an ad to be broadcast on Christian Radio.
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I feel kind of bad for the christian radio lady. It was funny when I suggested it but now she's gonna air our weird fetish shit.
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I feel kind of bad for the christian radio lady. It was funny when I suggested it but now she's gonna air our weird fetish shit.
moooo566, May 07, 2016, 05:11:16 pm
I'm sensitive to that as well. Rules is rules, and it was the second most bulbed idea so I've got an idea that should be more fun than troll.
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I feel kind of bad for the christian radio lady. It was funny when I suggested it but now she's gonna air our weird fetish shit.
moooo566, May 07, 2016, 05:11:16 pm
I'm sensitive to that as well. Rules is rules, and it was the second most bulbed idea so I've got an idea that should be more fun than troll.
Lemon, May 07, 2016, 06:17:59 pm
Give listeners 20 free forums account codes as reimbursement for putting up with our shit.
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I feel kind of bad for the christian radio lady. It was funny when I suggested it but now she's gonna air our weird fetish shit.
moooo566, May 07, 2016, 05:11:16 pm
I'm sensitive to that as well. Rules is rules, and it was the second most bulbed idea so I've got an idea that should be more fun than troll.
Lemon, May 07, 2016, 06:17:59 pm
Is it just 20 seconds of "I'm beset on all sides by the inequities of sin and my dick is huge"?
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Give listeners 20 free forums account codes as reimbursement for putting up with our shit.
Zekka, May 07, 2016, 06:23:53 pm
An influx of people with free accounts who all listen to Christian Radio? Yeah, that's a terrific idea for the forum.
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Just sticky the Christian domestic discipline episode as a nice honeypot.
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Two of the gigs have been completed. I'm waiting until I have all four to make them public.
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Results are online (https://thefpl.us/wrote/marketing-with-fiverr).
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Grade A advertising, Lemon. Audible will be at your door with a juicy contract in no time.
Fiverr seems like quite a marketplace of ideas. Anyone working on a doc?
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I have already added all three of these to my favorites, and I will now share them on the internet EVERYWHERE
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I like to think that some day, a british man will see this and start a forum for chicken mask fetish.
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I like to think that some day, a british man will see this and start a forum for chicken mask fetish.
moooo566, May 16, 2016, 05:10:09 pm
Two things:
1. You think there isn't already a chicken mask fetish?
2. You don't think Hotline Miami would've gotten this first?
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This is the best $22 I have ever encouraged someone else to spend based on my momentary whim.
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I'm so pleased that Mr. Bush Screamer delivered. I would hate to think my recommendation would have gone to waste.
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I think both him and the Christian Podcast ad spot really delivered on what they promised. Hell, Bush Guy over delivered.
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Somehow, I feel like the bush that guy regularly screams into HAS heard of the F Plus
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Somehow, I feel like the bush that guy regularly screams into HAS heard of the F Plus
Adam Bozarth, May 17, 2016, 12:05:47 am
"HEY BUSH, I KNOW I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT THIS PODCAST FOR LIKE THE PAST TWO WEEKS NOW, BUT WHEN I BRING OUT THE VIDEO CAMERA, YOU GOTTA PRETEND TO BE SURPRISED OR MY CLIENT WILL REJECT ME! I NEED THESE FIVE DOLLARS FOR MY COLLECTION OF OTHER FIVE DOLLARS!"
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Since he called the bush "Mr. Bush" my brain interpreted the video as former president George Bush was walking by and that guy was trying to climb through the shrub in order to inform him about the podcast. HEY MR. BUSH! DID YOU KNOW THE F PLUS DID 9/11?!?!?
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Since he called the bush "Mr. Bush" my brain interpreted the video as former president George Bush was walking by and that guy was trying to climb through the shrub in order to inform him about the podcast. HEY MR. BUSH! DID YOU KNOW THE F PLUS DID 9/11?!?!?
Victor Laszlo, May 17, 2016, 02:23:42 pm
You're only five dollars away from achieving this dream.
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Can I pick a different president to be shouted at? I think Mr Clinton might need to know that the F Plus is a podcast.
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I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard at the yelling clay. I really need more of that in my life. And it is only $5 away.