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Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: Lemon on August 21, 2022, 04:36:07 pm
(http://ultimatejoysticks.yolasite.com/resources/all%20joe-stick.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/376)
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: Lemon on August 21, 2022, 05:23:36 pm
Editor's note: I'm very happy with how this one ended up.
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: chai tea latte on August 21, 2022, 06:26:33 pm
Don't see it in the RSS :(
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: Lemon on August 21, 2022, 07:41:22 pm
Don't see it in the RSS :(
chai tea latte, August 21, 2022, 06:26:33 pm

Fixed.
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: Doctor Interrogative on August 21, 2022, 08:35:53 pm
I had no idea I needed Achilles saying "I had to water board myself again" in an Alex Jones voice in my life, but I don't know how I lived without it until now.
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: Tenerence on August 21, 2022, 11:13:15 pm
Listen I *will* pay upwards of $99 for a copy of Boomer Blocker for my grandpa, I might be willing to go with a subscription option but I'd have to see how it prices out
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: Wolley74 on August 21, 2022, 11:31:34 pm
Can we get a sticker that's just a lemon with a speech bubble that says whoopsiedoodle?
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: A Meat on August 22, 2022, 04:49:03 am
This stem cell recipe turned out great, I replaced baby milk with baby oil and only used the midstream urine and it turned out great!
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: Doctor Interrogative on August 22, 2022, 07:19:59 am
I want to park for a second on the car battery person, and how apparently part of their free energy device is to "punch a hole" in a car battery, pour the battery acid out, and pour your new concoction in. That seems, in a word, safe.

Also, they probably just connected something wrong in multisim, just like every electrical engineering student. Except instead of asking the professor what they did wrong, they just assumed they'd found a free energy machine.
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: Great Joe on August 24, 2022, 05:32:41 am
Listen I *will* pay upwards of $99 for a copy of Boomer Blocker for my grandpa, I might be willing to go with a subscription option but I'd have to see how it prices out
Tenerence, August 21, 2022, 11:13:15 pm
I'd buy a copy just to support it, to be honest
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 24, 2022, 07:54:15 am
I want to park for a second on the car battery person, and how apparently part of their free energy device is to "punch a hole" in a car battery, pour the battery acid out, and pour your new concoction in. That seems, in a word, safe.
Doctor Interrogative, August 22, 2022, 07:19:59 am
So were they putting their piss stem cell cocktails in there?
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 25, 2022, 06:45:51 am
disappointed at the lack of vehicles powered by a magnet attached to them.
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: Spacebat on August 25, 2022, 03:27:56 pm
If you want to know more about the anti-perpetual-motion conspiracy I recommend Sirius (2013) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirius_(2013_film)), which Wikipedia charitably calls a "pseudo-documentary."
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: Doctor Interrogative on August 25, 2022, 04:45:10 pm
I've been kicking myself for not including pictures in this doc. The water tank guy finding "Maxwell's Demon" for instance.
(https://overunity.com/7593/i-think-ive-found-maxwells-demon-however-the-demon-is-quite-large/dlattach/attach/34849/image//)
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: Smallest Sasquatch on August 26, 2022, 10:22:02 pm
Hasn't humanity already perfected the perpetual motion machine?

(https://nozzle.s3-ap-southeast-1.amazonaws.com/shop_19596/3053617_animated_1493706395.gif)
Title: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Post by: adrenochrome dome on August 31, 2022, 09:46:58 am
I got to see Asa Jackson's perpetual motion machine (https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/asa-jacksons-perpetual-motion-machine) a few years back. It was kept in a cave to keep it safe (from the Union Army?) during the Civil War, and was allegedly disassembled and rebuilt every time Jackson left and returned, to keep it secret. If I recall correctly, there are pieces intentionally missing.

(https://i.imgur.com/GxAlcAQ.jpg)

I'm fascinated by how many of the modern day "inventors" seem to think that something as astounding/impossible as free energy can be invented by a single person, as opposed to the government or a team of researchers. I once saw a documentary about a guy who was literally trying to build a warp drive in his garage, and it made me kind of sad to watch him chase the mythical notion of American ingenuity making anything possible.