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Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: Shell Game on October 07, 2022, 12:17:34 pm
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Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: Monkey’s Paw Wish on October 07, 2022, 07:20:50 pm
Bionicle was my childhood obsession and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t still into it. BZPower was the first internet forum I ever posted on.

I have a bit of knowledge that explains some of the weirdness of its fans:

BZPower’s moderators considered short replies spam. You’d be in danger of your comments being deleted if it wasn’t at least a paragraph.

So a bunch of kids grew up believing that short posts and replies were bad internet manners. Which resulted in a bunch of really long-winded nerds.
Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: Pavlova on October 08, 2022, 07:16:21 pm
This is such a bizarre episode to listen to as a Kiwi cause like... so many of these names and words are Māori words (used, as I found out after a Google, for the most part without any permission or discussion  from any kind of cultural body). It's weird and just in general quite strange.
Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 09, 2022, 12:46:53 am
Slizers/ThrowBots and RoboRiders walked so that Bionicle could run, but where's their fandom community? Have they not earned a fanfic where the Judge Slizer and City Slizer fuck?
Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: adrenochrome dome on October 09, 2022, 08:20:57 am
Last month I salvaged old Bionicle pieces from my parents' basement so I could make a custom monster thing. When I looked for inspiration online, it didn't take long to find guys building characters with boobs and asses.
Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: Shell Game on October 09, 2022, 11:32:41 am
This is such a bizarre episode to listen to as a Kiwi cause like... so many of these names and words are Māori words (used, as I found out after a Google, for the most part without any permission or discussion  from any kind of cultural body). It's weird and just in general quite strange.
Pavlova, October 08, 2022, 07:16:21 pm
Apparently after (rightful) outrage from I believe round your parts they came to the decision to change some of the names to completely different unrelated things which succeeds mostly in making a mishmash so confusing I genuinely can't imagine anyone was any happier with the end results.
Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 10, 2022, 02:56:09 pm
Slizers/ThrowBots and RoboRiders walked so that Bionicle could run, but where's their fandom community? Have they not earned a fanfic where the Judge Slizer and City Slizer fuck?
Salubrious Rex, October 09, 2022, 12:46:53 am

I had to google it, but I remember having a couple of those. They all just got played with together with stories I made up not the ones on the boxes. The fact that any kids read those stories, much less got hung up on them is beyond me. I have a hard time imagining people having more to say than, "Yeah man, Bionicles were cool."
Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: Sauce on October 10, 2022, 03:59:45 pm
From the Bionicle Wikipedia page:

Discontinuation
On November 24, 2009, Lego announced that production on new Bionicle sets would cease after a final wave was released in 2010. The decision was made due to recent low sales and a lack of new interest in the theme, possibly brought on by its decade-long backstory and lore.

lmao
Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: Great Joe on October 11, 2022, 05:27:09 am
The missile knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't,
Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on October 12, 2022, 05:25:46 pm
How would one even add boobs to a Bionicle? I don't doubt that it happens but the designs look even less customable than, say, Transformers repaints
Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 13, 2022, 01:35:07 am
How would one even add boobs to a Bionicle? I don't doubt that it happens but the designs look even less customable than, say, Transformers repaints
PaulLovesToLaugh, October 12, 2022, 05:25:46 pm
From what I've seen, mostly using the shoulder plate parts from the Toa-Nuva Bionicles. Also, amazed that I remembered 'Toa-Nuva'
Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 13, 2022, 11:09:07 am
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Dijon told me, since they asked, I can. I am not sorry.
Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on October 13, 2022, 08:32:58 pm
Well, horny people are gonna horny over something. I just never would have figured it'd be plastic twigs where shoulder pads are used as a bra.
Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: adrenochrome dome on October 17, 2022, 07:56:51 pm
I think it lives between sexy android chicks and actual machine fetishization. Or maybe the fantasy story element makes it easier to see past the inhuman/inorganic form and into wish fulfillment.

Edit: also love that this one has tusks
Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: Mix on October 21, 2022, 11:48:03 pm
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Title: Episode 160 - Extralogical Credonicle
Post by: Secret Gaygent 69 on January 03, 2023, 05:53:17 am
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