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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1140008 times)

Dr. Buttplug

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I am realizing my home is just a series of Shrines I would have to explain to visiting friends and family "this old stereo and shelf is from when I got into cassettes in college cause they were sold for 25 cents at the used bookstore. What's the creepy zoo you ask? Well if you just step over to the next station–"
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Thinking about how in Hebrew a very common slang term for loving something is "I'm dead (or dying) on". So saying to someone "I'm dying on you" is a way of showing affection and closeness.

Also a way people (usually women, but not exclusively) sometimes refer to people they're close to or like is to call them a "soul" or "my soul".

So you might hear someone saying "dying on you, my soul" extremely casually.

edit: just remembered sometimes people use "my life" instead of "my soul", leading to the even more confusing sentence "dying on you, my life"
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Making a game where it's all steampunk and you gotta upgrade your steampunk gun to be steampunkier.

But it's just an AR-15 and all you do is glue cogs to it and attach those little miniature steam engines to the rails.

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"Louis the Pious" should rhyme, damn you, Charlemagne, I thought you were culture.
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what is it with mothers and always finding the least convenient moment to call?

i don't think my mother has ever called when im not doing anything i'd like to pay attention to until i'm done with it.
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I misread the phrase "fugue state" as "fugu state" and it made total sense; like yes, sometimes when things get really bad, I leave my body for a little while and become a blowfish.
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They should have a thing on patisserie and cafe menus that approximately tells you how sweet the thing is gonna be, like indian restaurants do with peppers but with sugar cubes

I'm still thinking about what a good idea this is.
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They should have a thing on patisserie and cafe menus that approximately tells you how sweet the thing is gonna be, like indian restaurants do with peppers but with sugar cubes

I'm still thinking about what a good idea this is.

Gonna end up with REAL TOUGH MEN going "I WANT THE SWEETEST BAKED GOOD YOU HAVE" and "YOU CALL THIS 5 SUGAR CUBES?!?"

Pouring extra sugar and stevia or whatever on a danish.
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They should have a thing on patisserie and cafe menus that approximately tells you how sweet the thing is gonna be, like indian restaurants do with peppers but with sugar cubes

I'm still thinking about what a good idea this is.

Gonna end up with REAL TOUGH MEN going "I WANT THE SWEETEST BAKED GOOD YOU HAVE" and "YOU CALL THIS 5 SUGAR CUBES?!?"

Pouring extra sugar and stevia or whatever on a danish.

This reminds me that I haven't been able to find a good Danish since moving out of my parents. I end up disappointed I paid more for a Danish that is worst  than those prepackagard ones you can buy at the gas station. But every time I go into a bakery or cafe and see a Danish, I got to buy it to see if it can match the goodness of the ones I had growing up.

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Eatr - a startup attempting to gamify vore
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Eatr - a startup attempting to gamify vore
upsetting the stomach
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Updating religion for today's demographics we have changed "I am the alpha and the omega" to "I am the cucker and the cucked"

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the virgin-chad complex, you want to date chad but you can only get turned on by the thought of nerd thighs strangling you
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Extremely underrated sensation: the couple of minutes after blowing your nose when it feels like you're breathing better than you ever have before, just knocking it out of the park re: taking oxygen into your body
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this thread is like if twitter was good