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Topic: 376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy  (Read 4864 times)

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376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
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376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy #1
Editor's note: I'm very happy with how this one ended up.
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376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy #2
Don't see it in the RSS :(
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Don't see it in the RSS :(
chai tea latte, August 21, 2022, 06:26:33 pm

Fixed.
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I had no idea I needed Achilles saying "I had to water board myself again" in an Alex Jones voice in my life, but I don't know how I lived without it until now.
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Listen I *will* pay upwards of $99 for a copy of Boomer Blocker for my grandpa, I might be willing to go with a subscription option but I'd have to see how it prices out

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Can we get a sticker that's just a lemon with a speech bubble that says whoopsiedoodle?

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This stem cell recipe turned out great, I replaced baby milk with baby oil and only used the midstream urine and it turned out great!

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I want to park for a second on the car battery person, and how apparently part of their free energy device is to "punch a hole" in a car battery, pour the battery acid out, and pour your new concoction in. That seems, in a word, safe.

Also, they probably just connected something wrong in multisim, just like every electrical engineering student. Except instead of asking the professor what they did wrong, they just assumed they'd found a free energy machine.
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Listen I *will* pay upwards of $99 for a copy of Boomer Blocker for my grandpa, I might be willing to go with a subscription option but I'd have to see how it prices out
Tenerence, August 21, 2022, 11:13:15 pm
I'd buy a copy just to support it, to be honest

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I want to park for a second on the car battery person, and how apparently part of their free energy device is to "punch a hole" in a car battery, pour the battery acid out, and pour your new concoction in. That seems, in a word, safe.
Doctor Interrogative, August 22, 2022, 07:19:59 am
So were they putting their piss stem cell cocktails in there?

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disappointed at the lack of vehicles powered by a magnet attached to them.
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If you want to know more about the anti-perpetual-motion conspiracy I recommend Sirius (2013), which Wikipedia charitably calls a "pseudo-documentary."
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I've been kicking myself for not including pictures in this doc. The water tank guy finding "Maxwell's Demon" for instance.
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Hasn't humanity already perfected the perpetual motion machine?

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