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Topic: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*  (Read 228253 times)

Macho Masc Sangy Savage

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #690
Some of the rules I remember:

Paul steely side eyes the baker when they make terrible choices
"Soggy bottom"
Someone drops a utensil
We added a rule for anyone who made a balls joke
Someone gets the Hollywood Handshake
Someone adds booze to their recipe
Bobguinary Novel, September 26, 2020, 08:12:20 pm
Oh wow, these are great, totally stealing this

whenever someone makes a pun, or when a judge uses the the word "clumsy"
Bobguinary Novel, September 26, 2020, 08:12:20 pm
Please don't drown worms
LaserSeusan, September 27, 2020, 05:46:44 pm

One of the rules I saw online said to drink every time they showed a illustration of what a contestant was going to make, and that's just pure death

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #691
I'm convinced that the person who came up with the drink every time you hear "Fukui San!" for an Iron Chef drinking game was trying to rack up a body count.
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #692
I'm convinced that the person who came up with the drink every time you hear "Fukui San!" for an Iron Chef drinking game was trying to rack up a body count.
Salubrious Rex, September 27, 2020, 09:03:30 pm
i like "any time they refer to someone under 40 as surprisingly successful for their age, as if they're babies."
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #693
WEll I don't have a job anymore - quit it in an emiotional rage that built up over a long long time, the catalyst making me redo an entire powerpoint on a sunday after my family visiting for the weekend. (the fam visiting might not have helped the emotional state tbh).  I've had a few days to process it and I feel shame for quitting a """good job"" (decent pay with benefits) during a combo pandemic/recession, and a whole heck of a lot of fear about the future, but I don't think it was the wrong desicion. Maybe wrong time, and mabye not the best the method, but it's done and done. No sense in wallowing in what-ifs and what-could-of-beens when i've cast the dice. I have to truly believe that i'm good enough and can make this work!!!!
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #694
WEll I don't have a job anymore - quit it in an emiotional rage that built up over a long long time, the catalyst making me redo an entire powerpoint on a sunday after my family visiting for the weekend. (the fam visiting might not have helped the emotional state tbh).  I've had a few days to process it and I feel shame for quitting a """good job"" (decent pay with benefits) during a combo pandemic/recession, and a whole heck of a lot of fear about the future, but I don't think it was the wrong desicion. Maybe wrong time, and mabye not the best the method, but it's done and done. No sense in wallowing in what-ifs and what-could-of-beens when i've cast the dice. I have to truly believe that i'm good enough and can make this work!!!!
Bobguinary Novel, September 30, 2020, 09:50:42 pm
you're not only good enough, you deserve it to work.

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #695
Ah crud its happening again, I'm drunk AND depressed *mocking gameshow music plays*

Edit: also forgot to bring my earbuds so I can't retreat somewhere and listen 5o music on my phoness speakers people tend to get the wrong idea and asssumee the worse
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #696
Paul steely side eyes the baker when they make terrible choices
"Soggy bottom"
Someone drops a utensil
We added a rule for anyone who made a balls joke
Someone gets the Hollywood Handshake
Someone adds booze to their recipe

If you want to get really fucked up, whenever someone makes a pun, or when a judge uses the word "clumsy"
Bobguinary Novel, September 26, 2020, 08:12:20 pm

Trip report: Paul doing the steely eyes is the real killer here. The technical is a nice break but still. I didn't play the bonus pun rule but my pre-assessment is that I will definitely run out of alcohol, or die, or both.

"Rainbows represent the NHS" is pretty weak bullshit though Paul.

I'd propose adding "Matt Lucas does a stupid voice" as a rule for this season.

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #697
If I were you I wouldn't have Issues to deal with. Waste a time really

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #698
cum golem lol

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #699
I wanna make another drink, but every drink I take is starting to do that thing where it makes me nauseous. But I'm also way too cognizant and don't appreciate it

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #700
Well this makes almost three posts in a row, a spiritual bingo for "Hey you're becoming an alcoholic maybe chill out on that for a few weeks yeah?"

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #701
Alcohol consumption should be easier if I can just be allowed to retreat and have to time to myself when I need it and I should be fine

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #702
I don't understand how everyone else in my life is just able to roll with covid, meanwhile I've been losing my mind for six months straight. People are out there doing shit and I'm just developing a drinking problem
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #703
Horay! I've been drunk for six hours,!

Yippie skippie!

Good night.
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #704
I'll be buddhist when I finish this six pack
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