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Topic: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*  (Read 228677 times)

Macho Masc Sangy Savage

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Ran out of stuff for Moscow mules, but did pick up this excellent grapefruit vodka. I've cut it with tonic just to make it last longer, but I need to find something proper to mix it with. I thought a Paloma, but that's made with tequila, and seems wrong. Maybe just straight?!
Bobguinary Novel, June 10, 2019, 11:55:25 pm

For grapefruit vodka, I'd recommend a splash of grenadine. If you have a Middle Eastern market available, get it there, not at a supermarket or something, because it is more likely to be made with real pomegranate.
Neal, June 11, 2019, 02:37:34 pm

My city doesn't have a proper Middle Eastern market (a rad Eastern market though), but there is a store nearby with a very robust ME selection. I'll have to see if it's there.

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I've found I can get rid of a bunch of this shitty costco scotch by diluting it with diet SquirtTM. It's not good but it's what I deserve for buying an $18 handle of liquor. I must be halfway done now, or at least close. Keep me in your prayers
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I've almost figured out how to make this grapefruit vodka taste like Fresca - so in the immortal words of Darkwing Duck

Let's
Get
Dangerous

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Wow bruins got rocked.  You folks ever stick one of those tropical twisted teas in the freezer for like an hour?
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Wow bruins got rocked.  You folks ever stick one of those tropical twisted teas in the freezer for like an hour?
AgentCoop, June 12, 2019, 11:09:44 pm

Shhh sometimes I embrace my white girl genes and buy those tropical drink freeze pouches and drink those (and add more vodka)
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Wow bruins got rocked.  You folks ever stick one of those tropical twisted teas in the freezer for like an hour?
AgentCoop, June 12, 2019, 11:09:44 pm

Shhh sometimes I embrace my white girl genes and buy those tropical drink freeze pouches and drink those (and add more vodka)
Bobguinary Novel, June 12, 2019, 11:20:02 pm
birtbday cake vodka gets anyone on earth 'white girl drunk' but for you and I I think it reaches a special and dangerous level
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Wow bruins got rocked.  You folks ever stick one of those tropical twisted teas in the freezer for like an hour?
AgentCoop, June 12, 2019, 11:09:44 pm

Shhh sometimes I embrace my white girl genes and buy those tropical drink freeze pouches and drink those (and add more vodka)
Bobguinary Novel, June 12, 2019, 11:20:02 pm
birtbday cake vodka gets anyone on earth 'white girl drunk' but for you and I I think it reaches a special and dangerous level
chai tea latte, June 12, 2019, 11:24:23 pm

Next fplus live, I'll bring the birthday cake vodka and we can reenact that scene from Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark. To be clear, I'll lose because I still can't believe you made it out of the last live after party without a scratch
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Wow bruins got rocked.  You folks ever stick one of those tropical twisted teas in the freezer for like an hour?
AgentCoop, June 12, 2019, 11:09:44 pm

Shhh sometimes I embrace my white girl genes and buy those tropical drink freeze pouches and drink those (and add more vodka)
Bobguinary Novel, June 12, 2019, 11:20:02 pm
birtbday cake vodka gets anyone on earth 'white girl drunk' but for you and I I think it reaches a special and dangerous level
chai tea latte, June 12, 2019, 11:24:23 pm

Next fplus live, I'll bring the birthday cake vodka and we can reenact that scene from Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark. To be clear, I'll lose because I still can't believe you made it out of the last live after party without a scratch
Bobguinary Novel, June 12, 2019, 11:27:42 pm
Not only without a scratch, but up one cape!
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when u pick up ur beer and its all light and u shake it and there's no sloshing at all and its empty :(((((((
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I like how I write D&D stuff and world building a hell of a lot more when i'm drinking. I really need to work on my world building more when I'm drunk.

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Night time is the worst time, so I fix
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So yeah, strawberry gin? Weird as fuck - not horrible, but not great either. Not sure what other outcome I expected, but it's like a bitter strawberry vodka. Mixes alright with limeade, but again, why not just use cheaper flavored vodka?

All of this is moot, as it will not stop me from buying a different dumb flavored beer/liquor. If the chocolate chai stout didn't learn me, nothing will
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New place got set up finally. Now I can be drinking.
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I  might not be one of the more prolific posters on here but I want you to know that I love you all and that I'd take a bullet for each and every one of you.
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friend just left for the night, we shared some butterscotch and apple pie moonshine from the ozarks. all alone now. drinking alone isn't as fun as everyone says so i'm switching to diet coke with cherry for a bit before having a before-bed something or other.