Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Dr. Buttplug]

Just model the interior, no driver, but the seats and head rest respond like eyebrows or forehead wrinkles depending.

[A Meat]

If you make the headlights the eyes what do you put in the windshield? Do you just tint it black or do you fully model the interior and have it empty all the time?

that's where they keep all their organs, just have it be a gross pulsating pink mess inside

[krytton]

hey speaking of cursed Cars™ facts, do you think lightning mcqueen is carcumcised?

[Achilles' Heelies]

Just realised how fucked up it is that in the movie Cars their eyes are the windshields and not the headlights which are the natural eyes on the car face.

I think the real answer might be that the Chevron talking cars have headlight eyes, and they predate the Pixar ones, so it could just be copyright shit.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

If you make the headlights the eyes what do you put in the windshield? Do you just tint it black or do you fully model the interior and have it empty all the time?

Model the interior but have someone in there driving.

Cars should subscribe to the descartian notion of the homunculus. At the end of the movie they should go inside the driver's head and there we'd see a fucking car controlling him. The cowards at Pixar would never do it though.

[A Meat]

If you make the headlights the eyes what do you put in the windshield? Do you just tint it black or do you fully model the interior and have it empty all the time?

Model the interior but have someone in there driving.

Cars should subscribe to the descartian notion of the homunculus. At the end of the movie they should go inside the driver's head and there we'd see a fucking car controlling him. The cowards at Pixar would never do it though.

dubito, ergo cogito, ergo car

[Antivehicular]

Reading some bad porn and just hit the sentence "only good cowboys get to come." Resisting the temptation to change all my social-media status messages at once

[Salubrious Rex]

Reading some bad porn and just hit the sentence "only good cowboys get to come." Resisting the temptation to change all my social-media status messages at once

RIP to the bad and the ugly

[A Meat]

good egg (gegg)

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Just realised how fucked up it is that in the movie Cars their eyes are the windshields and not the headlights which are the natural eyes on the car face.

I think the real answer might be that the Chevron talking cars have headlight eyes, and they predate the Pixar ones, so it could just be copyright shit.

My actual guess is that it's meant to be an homage to "Susie the Little Blue Coupe":

... which imho features much more appealing designs than what's actually in Cars

[organburner]

Why was he buying clothes at the soup store?

[A Meat]

a person who's really into urban decay and urbex because they're turned on by rust

[krytton]

dont ask me how but the "bike is short for bichael" meme somehow resulted in me associating the word "bi" with "bikesexual"

[A Meat]

clint eastwood is way too close to being a porn name, all it takes is some bad kerning and mild dyslexia and suddenly he's cunt eatswood

[chai tea latte]

clint eastwood is way too close to being a porn name, all it takes is some bad kerning and mild dyslexia and suddenly he's cunt eatswood

quim eats-wood