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Topic: 293: Problematic Sex Toys  (Read 10832 times)

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293: Problematic Sex Toys #15
I challenge the idea that any inch of these things is usable
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293: Problematic Sex Toys #16
It’s really an achievement that this episode started at Bad Dragon knockoffs and got progressively grosser.
Edit: on relistening it’s actually equally gross the whole time, I think I just protected myself from visualizing the monster dicks the first time through
« Last Edit: December 15, 2018, 10:56:22 am by Friend Anemone »

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293: Problematic Sex Toys #17
So the description of the dildo shaped like a chicken-head makes me wonder if anyone's made a buttplug shaped like the head and neck of a goose, possibly titled the "Gargantua Special"
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293: Problematic Sex Toys #18
I've learned from past F+ episodes that even if they do make a Pringles sex toy, no one will be able to figure out how to fuck it.
izzy, December 13, 2018, 03:48:59 pm

Proposal: a hole in the base of the pringles can so you can use your dick to push them further up to within reach of your fingers.
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293: Problematic Sex Toys #19
of course it's a woman. men couldn't have invented ovipositor dildos
chai tea latte, December 14, 2018, 03:04:45 am

You and I have very different male friends.
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293: Problematic Sex Toys #20
What about a Pringles can with a spring-loaded snake dildo inside?
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293: Problematic Sex Toys #21
of course it's a woman. men couldn't have invented ovipositor dildos
chai tea latte, December 14, 2018, 03:04:45 am

You and I have very different male friends.
duz, December 14, 2018, 02:20:06 pm
I know right? This clearly speaks to some kind of "womb envy" and plays into a lot of awful hentai that was definitely written and drawn by men.

Anywho, this was a fantastic episode, I love it when ya'll get into this real atrocious stuff.

EDIT: You can stamp this one "Dr. Buttplug approved!"
« Last Edit: December 14, 2018, 09:35:57 pm by Jackal Flapnasty »

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293: Problematic Sex Toys #22
So the dimension hopping dildologists are just star trek porn parody redshirts, right?
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293: Problematic Sex Toys #23
How did you guys know exactly what I wanted for Xmas?

...

THE EPISODE I MEANT THE NEW EPISODE TO LISTEN TO NOOOOOOOOOO
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293: Problematic Sex Toys #24
I like to pretend like the horrible geek dildos are entirely funded by jock bullies who secretly want to be humiliated by a nerd.  Mostly because the thought of a fan genuinely wanting those makes me cringe so hard I turn inside out.
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293: Problematic Sex Toys #25
I really don't have anything to add, but I just want to reiterate that "Watership DTF" is an amazingly good joke.

I honestly thought Adam saying "Bitcoin Buttplug" would be the highlight of the episode, but goddamn was I proven wrong.
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293: Problematic Sex Toys #26
Nobody mentioned the Vegemite Lube line? Guess i'll just have to make you think of it again!!!

Oh also Boots is the same about dinosaurs as he is angelic brass instruments.

Pokemoan!!!!!!!!!! Starters only! Gross! :D Also nice Pokedex voice, Lemon.

No more updates i think. I'll just listen now.
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293: Problematic Sex Toys #27
I got way behind on the new eps over the last few months but got caught up this weekend and thats a bunch of great content there folks, great submissions and choice reads.

Fun fact, the 'oviposition' tag (and adjacent tags 'egg laying' and 'egg preg') on archiveofourown is most frequently applied to homestuck, voltron and transformers fanfiction.
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293: Problematic Sex Toys #28
Also, here are some dildo-shaped tag suggestions: "dragons", "gross", "hopelessly broken", "how in the hell did you get that fetish?", "now i'm fucked", "pokemon", "pop culture", "soul destroying", "technologically impressive buttplugs", "witness the death of shame and reason"
Big Bad Sherman Tank Inflatable, December 13, 2018, 08:21:22 pm

Just caught this. Added, thanks.

PS: "now i'm fucked" is perfect here.
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293: Problematic Sex Toys #29
I got way behind on the new eps over the last few months but got caught up this weekend and thats a bunch of great content there folks, great submissions and choice reads.

Fun fact, the 'oviposition' tag (and adjacent tags 'egg laying' and 'egg preg') on archiveofourown is most frequently applied to homestuck, voltron and transformers fanfiction.
LINDA, December 26, 2018, 07:17:51 am

"That's not how troll reproduction works in Homestuck" I say, hating myself as I do
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