This thread was posted with my permission, jsyk.
Within my family, specifically those of us who share DNA with my father, there is a colorful history of what some might call 'sleep problems.' The present manifestation of my sleepy time shenanigans is fairly harmless, but I started sleepwalking when I was about six and kept it up for around seven years. The earliest incident, at least in my memory, involved me waking up in our neighbor's hay field. I was so young that I didn't register the gravity of the situation, and figured "Well, I guess I'm in a hay field now."
ETA: From my phone archive, some more sleep texts:
"I made a mistake and delete the following link to the next few days ago on the phone"
"A raw food diet will be a good day to all of your business and look at the end"