Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

https://twitter.com/GeniusLyricsWC/status/1285637577886896129

[A Meat]

mapping all the zones on a big map, where is green hill zone in comparison to the friendzone and killzone? what about the war zone or the hot zone?

other zones to consider: the dead zone, da share z0ne, the demilitarized zone, zone rouge, zone of the enders, zone of proximal development, time zone, "the zone", calzone, erogenous zone, strike zone, ozone, aphotic zone

[A Meat]

While I'm at it, the twilight zone, phantom zone and forbidden zone are all the same zone

[Great Joe]

hope to someday access the p'zone

[Cheapskate]

mapping all the zones on a big map, where is green hill zone in comparison to the friendzone and killzone? what about the war zone or the hot zone?

other zones to consider: the dead zone, da share z0ne, the demilitarized zone, zone rouge, zone of the enders, zone of proximal development, time zone, "the zone", calzone, erogenous zone, strike zone, ozone, aphotic zone

You can find them all along a highway. A highway that leads to another zone. A zone I shouldn’t have to name.

[Mix]

You may now kin the bride

a novelty barbecue apron that says KIN THE COOK and instead of the embarassing ugly woman's breasts in a bikini design it has a The Mountain style full-print design to make it look like a fursuit

something something i just wanna kin for god's sake

[Shell Game]

Hi tuttle

[Mr. Hunky Academia]

Some of y’all have never been to the fiddy zone and it shows

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Some of y’all have never been to the fiddy zone and it shows

Dude I've tried, my hips just don't work that way, and I can't NOT blink!

[Dr. Buttplug]

while cleaning the dishwasher i thought about the f plus theory of niche fetishes (someone gets a random boner and associates it with the thing forever), and then realized there's probably an f plus listener who this happened to. and now they're out there somewhere with a bug/clingfilm/whatever fetish

You called?

[chai tea latte]

Thinking about a guy whose working as a janitor in the White House who’s dream it is to work his way up to being president

[chai tea latte]

Thinking about a guy whose working as a janitor in the White House who’s dream it is to work his way up to being president

thinking about him deciding vice president is more realistic and dreaming about that

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

love being able to change my display name
tyvm lemon

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

it's important to always think on the bright side and consider worse possibilities to keep yourself optimistic. for example, yes hearing about harry potter all the time is exhausting but what if all the blue checkmarks had read warriorcats instead

[Shell Game]

"Oh he's usually around, I'm just usually sitting on his face."