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Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Liatai on February 10, 2017, 05:03:51 pm
We have one for the F Plus itself -- why not one for all the other projects? :3

I'll start....

(Tweet something like: I mightest well wash my clothes.)
"Mightiest Well. King of All Wells. .... I'm gonna deduct myself a point for that one."
-Montrith, Quite Exasperating (not sure which episode)
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 10, 2017, 05:22:56 pm
Well this is the only time anything on clipsforsale has been described as Vanilla
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Liatai on February 13, 2017, 01:59:29 am
"Let me state the opinion in more Lemons terms. Fonts, web design, Node.js, terrible fetish."
*laughter*
Lemon: "Got me pegged!"

(Quite Exasperating)
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 14, 2017, 02:33:39 am
"Can I die yet?"
"I feel like a toxic waste dump"

That pony Ep gets rough
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 14, 2017, 03:03:34 am
"Fuck you."
–Everyone else in Extra Credit to me at some point
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Ambious on August 14, 2017, 05:34:53 am
"Fuck you."
–Everyone else in Extra Credit to me at some point
The Benedictine Monks of Sherman Tank, August 14, 2017, 03:03:34 am

Spaced God had it worse.
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on September 01, 2017, 11:46:59 pm
Everything about Vinny Possum's Kumquatxop understudy reading of "Pendulum Flow" was amazing.
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on September 28, 2018, 04:11:59 pm
"Ocean's Eleven Year-Olds."
-Ganymede
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on September 28, 2018, 07:25:07 pm
"Priests can't use swords"
-Turkeyvolume, Altared States ep
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: The Smoking Dad on September 28, 2018, 09:48:12 pm
I find myself thinking about Shell Game’s “shithead straw-child” interjections on the Adult Privilege EC episode a lot
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 29, 2018, 12:54:28 am
That reminds me "Homework Delenda Est!" still cracks me up whenever I think of it. Thanks Sherman!

There's actually several lines I particularly enjoy. One exchange that comes to mind is from the feeder ep:
Argyle: "What's lardfatty?"
Argyle: "I dunno, what's lardfatty with you?"
Stress: [laughter] Shut the fuck up.
His derisive enjoyment of it is just so satisfying to me.
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Wrought on September 30, 2018, 04:33:04 pm
"He's taken two pieces of cheese. Shoot to wound." -Ganymede
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: The Smoking Dad on October 01, 2018, 06:36:58 am
“I think Jesus was totally born in a manger for high-top fades.”

—Victor, QE episode 2
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 02, 2018, 05:51:04 pm
"BAKA! It's like MAGA but for yaoi fans."
 -Breakfast, This Is Spiner Tap
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on October 09, 2018, 04:01:00 am
"Hello, I am NITROSTOAT!  The world's!  Fastest!  Stoat!"
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Wrought on November 02, 2018, 12:23:07 pm
"I'm going to cast the spell "Small Boy Jumps Into Garbage Can and Rolls Down Hill"" -The Lesbiathan
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on November 05, 2018, 03:27:13 pm
I've got those classic ridges that we all know and love!Quote from
Extra Credit, Episode 50
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Wrought on November 30, 2018, 09:31:12 am
"Everyone knows Chinese dragons are cucks." -Positive Stress
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on December 07, 2018, 08:42:57 pm
Dijon: HELLO I AM ZD90855.
Argyle: I don't like this...

That read is still something else!
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Wrought on December 24, 2018, 09:44:17 am
"I dunno man, I ain't buyin' that hog unless you can prove to me how tender that pussy is on the inside." -Positive Stress
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 04, 2019, 03:35:13 pm
"In conclusion, I want to fuck all of the muppets..." -Ganymede
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Ganymede on April 12, 2019, 01:55:22 pm
Now that the cam girl episode is out, I'm proud to immortalize Shell's historical fiction:

"What if the southern Bunniculas had won the war?"

Also even though it came from the doc, I love the earnest nature of "Then, is Duckula truly a vampire?"
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Wrought on April 15, 2019, 08:54:39 am
"I'm gonna treat you like a Property Brother."-Ganymede
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Post by: Shell Game on May 16, 2019, 12:01:26 pm
Anyone: [any joke whatsoever]
Beelzeboob: STOP IT!!!
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: beelzeboob on May 16, 2019, 12:09:02 pm
Anyone: [any joke whatsoever]
Beelzeboob: STOP IT!!!
Shell Game, May 16, 2019, 12:01:26 pm

Maybe if you stopped putting me into a place where I just wanted everything in the reading to stop this wouldn’t be an issue
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 24, 2019, 04:34:15 pm
"Well, it would be pretty embarrassing for Brock if he had to eat a chocolate penis." - Malt
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Wrought on June 07, 2019, 06:58:35 pm
"Welcome to the club, Miss Hailey. The club of people who know me."
-Frank West
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Wrought on July 19, 2019, 02:23:17 pm
Frank West: I believe America will someday have its first spanked president.
Breakfast, clearly not proud of this joke: Haven't you read the Stormy Daniels allegations?
Everyone in the call:
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh?
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on July 24, 2019, 01:04:02 pm
Shell: are you scrubbing it with a loofa sponge a little too hard? Is that how you're getting chafed?
Breakfast: PIPE CLEANER.
Malt: YEAH!

Also

Beelz: Some people??? Use chastity??? To COPE???????
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Wrought on August 15, 2019, 08:36:46 pm
"An innocent turkey baster off the production line gets purchased--Think Toy Story!--They go home, they think 'Yes! I'm going to be used in a kitchen! OH GOD!'"
-Beelzeboob
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 19, 2019, 10:44:36 am
Achilles' Heelies: Yeah, what part of a blowjob is 'DRENG'?
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Wrought on October 16, 2019, 03:28:32 pm
Dijon du Jour: Can you please explain to your manager that this is an emotional support realdoll?
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on January 16, 2020, 04:10:39 pm
Dijon: and then i said "red rover, red rover, orgasm come over!"
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Mix on January 22, 2020, 08:12:50 pm
Shell: Switchable Susie, how long have you been on the internet?
Stress Susie: JUST GOT HERE! SEEMS PRETTY BAD.
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Sauce on February 06, 2020, 05:07:34 am
Regarding the idea of a SoFurry orgy:

"There's not enough Ferbreeze in the world"
"That depends on how much of it you drink."
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 08, 2020, 07:30:34 pm
I could go down on a pillow for hours. Achilles' Heelies
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on October 26, 2020, 01:20:24 am
Frank West: The important thing is that nobody hurt me feeling me me my.
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 21, 2021, 11:15:23 pm
CHAI: she's overcome with this force, again, i guess. And sticks her fingers in her pussy. She tries to fight it and knows there will be twenty or more people for this open house.

SHELL GAME: Also the Hitman.

CHAI: Unrelatedly, I look up,
[a digression]

SANGUINAIRY NOVEL: she was doing a performance art piece, where she opened up an old can of Spaghetti-O's, and....

CHAI AND BOOTS SIMULTANEOUSLY: Nooooooooo!
CHAI: I'd forgotten about that,,
BOOTS: Semiotics, no.......
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 30, 2021, 10:19:13 pm
(during a discussion about a post from a user named JOK3R)
SHELL: Yeah, whaddaya think? you like my Joker script?
JULIA: You wanna know how I got these Oscars?
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: A Meat on December 09, 2021, 10:12:18 am
Ganymede: It really is like "Could god make a boulder so heavy that even he couldn't move it? No. But I could"
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on December 20, 2021, 09:16:52 pm
SHELL: oh, this isn't a segue. I am trying desparately not to talk about the document, so,
[ALL LAUGH]
JULIA: well, shell, have you heard about a little comic, on a site called tapas, about Steven Universe but he's, he's White Diamond,
SHELL: AUGH! No, i haven't, i haven't and I won't hear about that,
JULIA: okay, let me tell t you about that for the next hour!
CHAI: is that.... Is that like Keenspot?
FRANK WEST, suddenly no longer joking around, very serious: Nothing is like Keenspot, chai.
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 01, 2022, 02:36:12 pm
DR A: How was it for you guys? Where did your fetish come from?
HEAVE: Probably not trauma!
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 05, 2022, 10:57:56 pm
Breakfast: He can eat a real whole coconut using his perfect human teeth.
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 18, 2022, 11:18:04 am
"Achilles Heelies here to give you Achilles Feelies" - The Lesbiathan
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Post by: A Meat on September 22, 2022, 02:44:41 am
Shell: Sorry Tuttle, I keep forgetting this is empowering, continue
Julia (dying): I'm so empowered, I'm so empowered
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 03, 2022, 11:29:26 am
"If you want the Horse Power, you have to put in the Horse Work." ~Mix, EC ep. One Trick Poney
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 10, 2023, 10:33:43 am
EC #123 - If You Can't Score At Hedonism 2 You Can't Score Anywhere
"This person is, like, complaining about the kid's menu at a Michelin-starred restaurant." --JW Friedman
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 12, 2023, 12:38:11 am
"They warned you it was going to be sexually explicit, they just didn't warn you it was going to be boring." -bumpgrrl
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: 1234GO! on June 09, 2023, 03:29:35 pm
REVERT TO NORMAL
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: vampiresoftware on August 25, 2023, 10:40:26 am
Area Snow Leopard Loses Job
“Answer me these riddles three if it is seek that you Pepsi.” -chai
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Post by: Lumbermouth on December 12, 2023, 11:26:29 am
Oh hey I found where this should actually go.

"Percocet is INTENSELY gendered."

- Chai Tea Latte, Murder on the Orientation Express
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: 1234GO! on December 17, 2023, 02:11:57 pm
"they just did bad platforming to make it hard..."

"to make you hard..."
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on December 30, 2023, 12:52:37 pm
"My love for you is not a fad
please don't judge me for killing my dad
dijon du jour
Expedited Shipping
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 30, 2023, 02:36:10 pm
"I am not my brother's cum keeper"
Dr. A
Sleep Perchance to Cream
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 09, 2024, 12:25:29 am
You're not just monster cockysing softcore porn, you're doing it wrong!
Frank West, the Truth About M. Bison