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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1566800 times)

The Smoking Dad

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There should be a list somewhere that catalogs all the bands and artists that say they’re gonna “bring real rock and roll back” and then whether they succeeded or failed
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Was reading an article that was examining the correlation between educational, "intelligence" and self reported happiness, and I was struck by this thought. What if being stupid and living a thoughtless, but moderately happy life is not actually a karmic punishment, but being intelligent enough to be tortured by the monumental pressure of "realizing your potential" is?

moooo566 (taylor's version)

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the real fetish was the friends we made along the way
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There aren’t enough lunch hours in the day.
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I can't wait for culture to be cancelled.
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Shell Game

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I was reminded that trans fat was a way some people online identified. As in a person who identifies as fat despite their assigned weight and body shape...
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Penultimatum

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I was reminded that trans fat was a way some people online identified. As in a person who identifies as fat despite their assigned weight and body shape...
Shell Game, July 09, 2020, 01:34:16 pm
I thought we banned all of those
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Great Joe

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Frolf is short for Frog Golf
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Slint branded sex toys. Don: A Man (the dildo). Spiderland Ovipositor. For Dinner...(Your Cock) fleshlight.
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not sure giraffes are real tbh. what shape is that supposed to be even?

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[in soulsborne 'boss defeated' splash text]
NOT THE ASSHOLE
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I googled putonghua for some reason I can't remember a few days ago and never closed the tab. Just saw it and was wondering why google was calling me a bitch.

A Meat

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everybody who has a biblical name that has a meaning has to translate it into English. I don't know Greek, but all the ones in the new testament that are from Greek also get this treatment, i.e. Peter is 'rock'

Joshua (or Jesus for that matter)? you're 'God will redeem' or 'God's salvation' or if you inflect it a certain way, 'savior'
Jacob? sorry, you're 'heel' (as a male verb in future 3rd person singular)
Isaac? you're gonna laugh because your name is now 'will laugh'
Dan? well I'll just call you 'judge', unless it's short for Daniel, which is 'God is my judge'
Elizabeth? you're 'God is my oath'
Benjamin? now you're 'right hand son' or if want to turn it into an existing name: Dexter
Debra/Deborah? you're 'bee'
Samson? you're 'sunny'
Adam? it's the word generally used for 'man', but it comes from "adama" which is 'earth'
Eve? it's basically just 'alive' or 'living'

not counting the ones that accidentally end up being names, like Susan, which is either Lily or Rose (shoshan or shoshanah), or the ones that are just two different names for god shoved together (Elijah and Joel)
Salubrious Rex Vinny Possum

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I could do with a bit more money, you know?
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zoinks scoob, turns out th-th-the real terror is that existence is fundamentally cruelty
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