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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 488943 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #90
FUCK THE TOWN YOU GREW UP IN

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F Plus Quotes Thread #91
"FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!"
-Lemon, forgot when but probably a lot.
Ambious, July 31, 2014, 08:21:38 am
That was from the "stickers to end racism" thing right?

The gamers' chip clip joke in the Ideas-forum episode nearly killed me!

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F Plus Quotes Thread #92
"FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!"
-Lemon, forgot when but probably a lot.
Ambious, July 31, 2014, 08:21:38 am
That was from the "stickers to end racism" thing right?

The gamers' chip clip joke in the Ideas-forum episode nearly killed me!
Fanzay, August 01, 2014, 11:45:11 am

YOU CAN STILL SNACK WHILE YOU HAVE A CHAT

GAMER'S CHIP CLIP (A BAG CLIP YOU HOOK ONTO YOUR BELT SO YOUR POTATO CHIPS STAY ACCESSIBLE AND FRESH, BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING MORE HORRIFYING THAN A BAG FULL OF STALE POTATO CHIPS THAT IS OUT OF ARM'S REACH)
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F Plus Quotes Thread #93
I'm surprised nobody's posted this one:

It's in The Ace and Cakes episode, where Stogg pronounces '111' as "One hundred and one-y one".

That has got to be one of my favourite F+ moments ever just for how delayed everyone's reactions were as they realised just how ridiculous it was.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #94
From a recipe episode, when Jack Chick read about "ZE MICROWAVE ROUX."

JohnToast: Somewhere, a French chef just shot himself in the head.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #95
this isn't entirely appropriate for this thread, but it's the best place I could think of to put it. a friend of mine is a big fplus fan and she posted this exchange she had with her sister:

sis: what are you listening to

me: this podcast where they read really awful shit people post on the internet

sis: …i’m intrigued

lemon: so this thread is titled “how to drink my own cum”.

me: ARE YOU STILL INTRIGUED?

sis: no. not anymore. im leaving now

she regrets not making her sister listen to the clingfilm episode

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F Plus Quotes Thread #96
The adult baby episode is among the worst lead-in episodes for new listeners! Always lead in with clingfilm!

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F Plus Quotes Thread #97
Come for the clingfilm, stay for the hip clip.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #98
The adult baby episode is among the worst lead-in episodes for new listeners! Always lead in with clingfilm!
Isfahan, August 20, 2014, 09:06:34 pm

You always want to lead off with

AT WHAT POINT MAY I BEGIN TO FART IN FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND?
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F Plus Quotes Thread #99
The adult baby episode is among the worst lead-in episodes for new listeners! Always lead in with clingfilm!
Isfahan, August 20, 2014, 09:06:34 pm

You always want to lead off with

AT WHAT POINT MAY I BEGIN TO FART IN FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND?
EYE OF ZA, August 21, 2014, 02:52:45 pm
Especially since it has music by The Muffs.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #100
"Vodka Cringe, you need to sashay away..." - Toast

"...they forgot who pay for the games and who let them fill their wallets by money." - Boots (the accent gets me every time "A-chieve-mant")

""Surprise!" Riker said as he boned young Wesley up the ass." - Jimmyfranks
« Last Edit: September 16, 2014, 09:54:05 am by Celebeast »

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F Plus Quotes Thread #101
eudo likes to introduce people to the podcast with the adult babies, which was how I was taken in. A little event comes out of it, like watching The Room and Birdemic in a marathon run. Funnily enough, I think most of the people in our friend group who were introduced that way still listen to the episodes...

But on topic, some of my faves:
  • "Air Bud 7: Curling, Fuck It!" - Toast
  • "What do you love most about the person you love?" "I have to say it's her ability to love conditionally and her fiiiiiiine titties" - Lemon and Jimmyfranks
  • "Yes I did get fired, but I also watched Stop, My Ass is Haunted. Who's the idiot now?" - Adam, iirc?

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F Plus Quotes Thread #102
I saw Portaxx once. Her hair was made of spun diamonds and instead of normal clothing she wore a robe woven out of live voles. Her eyes were both scarlet and emerald at the same time. They kind of hurt to look at. She can tell who is and is not an otherkin because in her presence all otherkin spontaneously start to sweat cheap vodka. Her voice was as fierce as the storm and as calm as the placid waters. Also, it sounded a bit like a dude's.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #103
Wait, what's that from?

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F Plus Quotes Thread #104
Wait, what's that from?
Isfahan, September 16, 2014, 09:31:48 pm

Runic's mutant power is he can read the thoughts of people who are in podcasts.