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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 488987 times)

Yavuz

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F Plus Quotes Thread #660
STOG: I can program my computer to karate kick.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #661
Lemon: I no longer sleep nose to anus.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #662
Lemon: I no longer sleep nose to anus.
Humanoid-Sherman Tank-BB8 Hybrid, November 21, 2016, 10:56:52 am

Shamelessly stolen from a MST3k episode.
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Sherman Tank

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F Plus Quotes Thread #663
Lemon: I no longer sleep nose to anus.
Humanoid-Sherman Tank-BB8 Hybrid, November 21, 2016, 10:56:52 am

Shamelessly stolen from a MST3k episode.
Lemon, November 21, 2016, 11:10:25 am

This is absolutely fascinating.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #664
I just randomly had Kumquatxop's voice say in my head "You should kill the President". I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not. 
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F Plus Quotes Thread #665
I just randomly had Kumquatxop's voice say in my head "You should kill the President". I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.
screaminghobo, November 30, 2016, 10:45:08 pm

That depends on how much you want to become your username.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #666
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F Plus Quotes Thread #667
Portaxx: *through gritted teeth* Stop jerking off on Mars!
John *[freakout]*: I never will.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #668
"Ah the pizza, table of life!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #669
STOG: I programmed my husband in C#!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #670
"Get your head out of your ass and stick it right in the menstrual cycle, motherfuckers!"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #671
Lemon: "Hey Kumquatzop, how is 'masturbate' spelled?"
Kumquatzop: *faintly audible under other, louder jokes* Uhh, H-A-R-R-Y...
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Shigan

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F Plus Quotes Thread #672
Lemon: Well, I don't know, does anyone on Reddit have opinions about breasts?
Boots: I dooo!
Lemon: Oh! Who are you?!
Boots: I'm Wizardry Awaits!
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Sherman Tank

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F Plus Quotes Thread #673
[After a dude describes being in a gym locker room with a tiny penis as a "hot idea".]
Adam: Somebody read a book!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #674
There's no such thing as constructive criticism? When did we go from the Craigslist forums to the DeviantArt byelaws?
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