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Workplace power moves
Hux:
text your boss while you're in the bathroom, during your shift
Boots Raingear:
User hand sanitizer every time you pass a dispenser while saying "You DON'T want to know where these have been!" regardless of whether or not somebody is nearby to hear you.
Detective Popcorn:
I actually did this. I printed out 50 color pages for a project, Howl's moving castle papercraft.
I never finished it but I did finish a couple XMas sets.
I made one for each one of my favorite coworkers and just left it on there desk like a socially awkward cat bearing gifts.
The curves on Bulbasaur were a bitch to fold but it was worth it.
If wasting office supplies were an Olympic sport, I'd have gold. It even caught on as a trend and I had a couple coworkers also wasting office supplies with me.
Macho Masc Sangy Savage:
I've been wanting to do that Howl's Moving Castle papercraft for aaaaaaaaaages.
Ragnarok Boobies:
Have your boss’s car towed out of their private parking spot and then take your lunch break there on a foldout beach chair with accompanying umbrella while sending him/her selfies captioned “Wish you were here” or “Such lovely weather in the Bahamas right now”.
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