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Topic: 162: Eee! Pinions!  (Read 10477 times)

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162: Eee! Pinions! #15
Yes. That's what's going on there. That person uses, by volume, more ranch dressing than my entire household of four uses rice as our staple starch.

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162: Eee! Pinions! #16
They have got to drive a rascal. Have to. There's no other way this works in my mind.

Also, they have to own a little yappy dog named Bootsie or something.

I love the format you guys have for the show now. Very direct and clean. Also, the content is fantastic lately. There hasn't been a boring episode in months and months.

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162: Eee! Pinions! #17
That person drinks as much ranch as I do water.

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162: Eee! Pinions! #18
Just to repeat here something we recently learned on Twitter, 10 bottles of ranch dressing is equal to 160 servings. So....

NUTRITION FACTS FOR RANCH DRESSING ALONE (one month)
Calories20,800
Calories from Fat  17,600
Total Fat1,920g
Cholesterol1,600mg
Sodium46,400mg
Vitamin A-
Vitamin C-
Calcium-
Iron-

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162: Eee! Pinions! #19
So if they aren't dead/so fat they can't leave the house by now, they will be by May? Because HOLY FUCKING SHIT is that a lot of ranch!

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162: Eee! Pinions! #20
Just to repeat here something we recently learned on Twitter, 10 bottles of ranch dressing is equal to 160 servings. So....

NUTRITION FACTS FOR RANCH DRESSING ALONE (one month)
Calories20,800
Calories from Fat  17,600
Total Fat1,920g
Cholesterol1,600mg
Sodium46,400mg
Vitamin A-
Vitamin C-
Calcium-
Iron-
Lemon, January 12, 2015, 11:48:38 am
I legit just gagged. On the other hand, it makes me want another food episode. Gotta have SOME outside reinforcement of my workout and nutrition routine.

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162: Eee! Pinions! #21
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