F Plus Quotes Thread

[1234GO!]

"Bitches love Christopher Hitchens!"

[Lumbermouth]

"It's like having sex with the Going To The Store guy."

Adam Bozarth, My First Time (Lying On A Website)

[weebphorus]

277: My First Time (Lying On A Website) has so many great quotes and it is so hard for me to pick my favorite, but here is one:

Lemon: Hey female what do you think a doctor is?
Kumquatxop: It's a big vertical drop

[BeastModeBuddha]

How to fart in front of a girl without her knowing?
Boots: Just make a sound that could be easily disguised as it, I think? Like, "Oh hey Martha, how are BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH-!!!"

Lemon: ...wow, you fart weird, Boots.

[Lumbermouth]

"Something strange happened, weird nerd girls wanted to fuck a cartoon man! It was the damnedest thing! No no, not real man, cartoon man! In top hat! And formal wear!"

Portaxx, Not Even Onceler

[Lumbermouth]

"Ayo my name's Mike Decades! Buy my mixtape, it's only four dollars!"

Lemon, I don't remember which episode because I just woke up with this quote in my head this morning