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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 489062 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #825
Holy shit, this is Manti Te'o, and these bugs don't exist!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #826
"My dick is more of a blunderbuss than a rifle."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #827
[vaping]

Achilles Heelies: I checked to see if there was a connection issue so I took a knife and alcohol and removed the residue on it but that didn't fix anything.
Frank West: Knives and alcohol fix most of my problems
Achilles: Are you a juggalo too?
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F Plus Quotes Thread #828
"I use guns for all my dusting." - surprisingly, not Isfahan
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F Plus Quotes Thread #829
The best way to dust with a gun would be to position it such that the muzzle is perpendicular to the dusty surface. The dust will go elsewhere.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #830
The best way to dust with a gun would be to position it such that the muzzle is perpendicular to the dusty surface. The dust will go elsewhere.


Isfahan, January 21, 2018, 07:08:58 pm

I'm curious if this wouldn't leave burn marks or powder residue like you see in crime shows and movies.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #831
Kumquatxop: "I like Harry Potter!"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #832
Kumquatxop: "I like Harry Potter!"
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Source: Every episode

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F Plus Quotes Thread #833
up the butt temperature slut
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F Plus Quotes Thread #834
"Snake! That's Maggot Faggot! Don't let him get close to your dick!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #835
"I fuck, thanks." -Frank West
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F Plus Quotes Thread #836
Oh, Bjork, I'm a terrible squash girl~~
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F Plus Quotes Thread #837
"You think the dick is the answer?!"

"...I'm sorry, the correct answer was Antietam.  And you risked how many points?"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #838
"Hey babe, you wanna just sit around and watch some Seinfeld?"
"Are you on the St. John's Worth again???"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #839
"You've got a brain full of eggs, sweetheart." -Bunnybread
...in what was a surprisingly good British accent for the F Plus.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2018, 08:01:05 pm by Wrought »