Is there enough text on this dude's "how to make fake hooves and pretend to be a horse practice for your horse transformation" site to be worth an episode? Because I want to know, dammit
Also, this episode made me reflect on the fact that, sometimes, it's better for shit like this to just be a fetish. I could deal with a loved one having a sexual fetish for the concept of being transformed into a horse, because the human brain-groin connection is stupid and full of wiring problems, but I cannot imagine being the partner of someone who wrote this elaborate webpage about "how it could happen" while constantly proclaiming that it's not sexual, dammit, let me think about horse coprophagy in peace, because otherwise I might starve to death after I take my magic potion!!