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Topic: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*  (Read 228022 times)

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Jesus told me to assassinate Donald Trump

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Jesus told me to assassinate Donald Trump
chai tea latte, April 18, 2019, 11:43:53 pm

He's pretty much telling everyone that these days, though. It's like getting one of those weather alerts on your phone.
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Now I'm thinking of Amber Alerts, but instead of a hideous tone it's a choir of angels and Jesus texting you in all caps about how he definitely meant eye of a sewing needle you fuckers.
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Jesus told me to assassinate Donald Trump
chai tea latte, April 18, 2019, 11:43:53 pm

Well fucking get on it.

Also do you need any help? Not that I'm offering but you know my discord.
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Got drunk yesterday and woke up all gross today
But then I ate a ton of watermelon and now I feel great
Note to self: watermelon best hangover helper
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I watched Into the Spiderverse again this morning. It is still beautiful and perfect and my second favorite movie. The LEGO movie is #1 but that might be due to personal bias. Chris Miller and Phil Lord are so goddamn good at everything they do (haven't seen Cloudy w/ chance of meatballs, no spoilers).

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You guys ever think about if they actually let Lord and Miller finish Solo it would have been a good movie? I mean, the whole thing where han solo learns every defining aspect of his life within a few days could have been insanely funny if it was played as a joke. but it wasn't. It was just played as a semi-jokey serious movie and it didn't work at all. It sucked. New-Canon-Ass darth maul was an awful shit turn. if it was played as a joke it would have been funny

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cowards let lord & miller do a star wars movie

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No rules say a dog can't play basketball, and no enforceable laws say you can't drink on a Monday night
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So fucking lucky to live in Chicago, can just to to a fucking great blues club any fucking time

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 Buddy Guy just got on stage for a song, you can say what the fuck you want about Chiraq I wouldn't trade it for anything

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I tell ya this website needs a dark mode.

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I tell ya this website needs a dark mode.
LancashireMcGee, April 27, 2019, 05:17:15 pm

I don't know how to tell u this sire but it has one I think it's in profile options
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I bought a bottle of Glen Moray. I aspire to finish it by Monday.

EDIT: Hey, nobody told me not all Scotch is peated. This tastes like honey and vanilla. Not exactly complaining, but I was specifically in the mood for smoky.
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Update; half the bottle is gone and I'm drukn enough to thnk about driving to the 24 hour grocery store to get stuff to make nachos.
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