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Topic: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*  (Read 228226 times)

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Hello this is the drunk thread.

The "oh fuck that was my stop dammit" thread.

Share your drunk thoughts about things because they will never not be funny to you the next day.
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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #1
I will begin because fuck it.

Stars are fuckin' cool. Like ahh so far away but so shiny and pretty.

Liatai Goose Goose Honk At Me Now Apricaughts adamthephantump

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #2
Haha! My head feels like a giant weeble wobble on a merry-go-round even when I'm just sitting down. Weeeeee!
bubbleuj

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #3
I gave my friend my shawarma and she lost it.

I'm so sad.

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #4
I finally remembered my ballpit login.

I am bemused.
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop Eider Duck Sherman Tank

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #5

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #6
I'm only tipsy I swear starting a second job so yaymoney but booo work anyway I'm now out of cheap vodka

Eider Duck

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I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup* #7
That will be the first and last time I start drinking at 7am. I chose a terrible/amazing time to joing the charity stream
Corn Syrup

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Our building manager hosted and EXTREMELY tone deaf Cinco de Mayo party (complete with serapes and sombreros), and let me tell you. Eating pretty light, having a bariatric stomach, and drinking two solo cups worth of pre-mixed margarita mix is just a recipe for being drunk as all hell. I am now sitting drunk at my desk, browsing Ballp.it and I'm going to miss my movie because I'm too drunk. Don't worry, the bariatric stomach means I'll feel my shame just as quickly as me getting drunk.

I love you ballp.it, even if it's a little uncomfortable how too involved I am sometimes for a comedy podcast website forum. You are all cool people.
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Fuck me. I've been drinking and posting too much. I LOVE THE F-PLUS. even though i just learned about it within the last two months.

This community seems pretty solid too. Like... Not really that serious, but still involved and entertaining. Ballp.it is great.

No joke. My roommate and I have been connoisseurs of terrible internet things since we first met, and having something like this just makes it all more fun. Thanks guys.
Yavuz Lemon
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Not drunk, but not sober. I shouldn't have tried to explain smoking fetishists to my parents when they took me out to dinner.

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Not drunk, but not sober. I shouldn't have tried to explain smoking fetishists to my parents when they took me out to dinner.
Malten, May 24, 2017, 09:06:04 pm

That's what being half in the bag does, it loosens up the FPlus Library of Knowledge - the library you would normally keep under lock and key until your death.
Hoopy

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Celery is just bad water gone stiff and it's useless and awful. Who invented this. Terrible.
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I spent two hours getting tipsy with a friend, now back at work to finish a mural before tomorrow morning.

I'm never leaving work.

I make good decisions.

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I'm in the grips of that domestic lager y'all might fuck around and listen to the entire giles corey s/t
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