I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*

[thelizzerd]

When I'm drunk I turn up the drunkness a little more than I actually am. Or maybe I just turn off the normal filtering and masking out of weirdness I normally do. Like I don't need to scream jonathan coulton songs at the top of my lungs while in the passanger seat of my boyfriend's car. But I'm going to!

[chai tea latte]

Sounds like you do need to and it's helping

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Got a little drunk and ordered two jars of pickled sausage because according to alcohol math these are cheaper and OBVIOUSLY better than protein bars and I really wanted them

All I need to do is pick up whiskey and smoking and I'll be just like my grandpa Pietrzykowski

[Emperor Jack Chick]

jars of pickled sausage

What are those?

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

jars of pickled sausage

What are those?

I'm a big fan of the Bay View red hot polish sausages - just enough heat, good texture, and smaller than one you would get in a gas station (like a Tijuana Mama). They're really nice to have on hand when you just need a little vinegary snack. If you've never had one before, be warned that they have a very strong smell, as I've been told many times.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

How coincidental that they should arrive in the same state I ordered them. Delicious.

[thelizzerd]

Meta question: Are you allowed to post on the drunk thread when you're high?

[GirlKisser420]

being high is just drunk 2, its allowed

[Victor Laszlo]

I might actually go guitar shopping this week, and the impetus will have been the new bumper sticker my wife got^*.  I have mixed feelings about this.




*Since you'll ask, it says:

Life is short
Take the trip
Buy the shoes
Eat the cake

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Fucking do iiiiiiit. The last two years have turbo sucked for you especially, and there's more to go. Get the guitar, go hog wild. If you don't use it, I'm sure one of your kids will want to learn guitar one day, it's inevitable.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

It's warm sake season friends, and even the cheap Gekkeikan is good when heated up a bit.

[thelizzerd]

Being a light weight who is also on meds who make alcohol hit you harder is the best and worst combo. On one hand - cheaper to get drunk. On the other hand - I don't get to enjoy that feeling of wasting my money away. It's kinda lame feeling tipsy after two shots. I'm in my 20s, I'm supposed to be bar hopping not getting drunk alone after playing magic the gathering.

[Victor Laszlo]

On one hand - cheaper to get drunk.

Yay!

On the other hand - I don't get to enjoy that feeling of wasting my money away.

That's an enjoyable feeling?

It's kinda lame feeling tipsy after two shots.

Shots are designed to speed the onset of the effects of alcohol.  Literally any other drink would delay this.

I'm in my 20s, I'm supposed to be bar hopping not getting drunk alone after playing magic the gathering.

You're not supposed to be doing anything and I really can't stress this one enough

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

TIL drunk Jack Chick is into Godsmack

[Emperor Jack Chick]

TIL drunk Jack Chick is into Godsmack

look its an important component of prince of persia