Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
September 27, 2022, 03:00:57 pm

ballp.it is the community forum for The F Plus.

You're only seeing part of the forum conversation. To see more, register for an account. This will give you read-only access to nearly all the forums.

Topic: Fake porn titles make me giggle.  (Read 105865 times)

Patterns

  • An actual venture capitalist worth supporting
  • Paid
  • 204
  • 9
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #15
This whole thing is good and great

Malten

  • Hot Squirt
  • Paid
    • 133
    • 20
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #16
Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.
Yavuz

Lemon

  • Whatever happened to Freedom of Speech?
  • Administrator
  • ...IT'S NOW THE MASH!
  • 4,017
  • 421
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #17
Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.

Agreed.

Because "Lord of the Cockrings: The Fellowship of the Cockring" has an inherent pleasure to it.

Lemon

  • Whatever happened to Freedom of Speech?
  • Administrator
  • ...IT'S NOW THE MASH!
  • 4,017
  • 421
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #18
So far...

Code: (javascript) [Select]
// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"
Patterns Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop Yavuz Goose Goose Honk At Me Now

Patterns

  • An actual venture capitalist worth supporting
  • Paid
  • 204
  • 9
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #19
So far...

Code: (javascript) [Select]
// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"

Nail Caesar!
Lemon Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop Yavuz Goose Goose Honk At Me Now Nikaer Drekin nuffkins, of all people, Eider Duck

Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop

  • Trill Lesh
  • Paid
  • 12 cellphones and I look like kurt angle
  • 3,922
  • 239
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #20
So far...

Code: (javascript) [Select]
// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"
Fillers Crossing

Yavuz

  • Fave: Heavily Excessive Prekumquatxop
  • Paid
  • whats up you cem loving fuck
  • 1,788
  • 75
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #21
So far...

Code: (javascript) [Select]
// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"

Cum Simple
Burn After Breeding
Barton Fuck
(and a title coming out this year: Suburbicock)

ETA:
Surely it would be Lord of the Cockrings.

Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.
Monkey’s Paw Wish
« Last Edit: January 08, 2017, 03:59:59 pm by Yavuz Sultan Selim »

Patterns

  • An actual venture capitalist worth supporting
  • Paid
  • 204
  • 9
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #22
A Terrence Malick-directed forced urination clip called The Pee of Strife
Goose Goose Honk At Me Now Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop

Goose Goose Honk At Me Now

  • Can I offer you a Lorna Doone?
  • Paid
  • You have a very flexible torso.
  • 1,613
  • 304
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #23
Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.

There's a Lord of the G-Strings, in which hobbits are also referred to as "bothlings" (because get it) and the wizard is named Smirnoff the White. You're welcome.

(Cleavagefield is also real and tried to suck my dick terrible.)
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop

eldritchhat

  • Lady of Calamaris
  • Paid
  • Card Carrying Boobgeoisie
  • 479
  • -17
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #24
Lord of the Cockrings is the name of an actual LOTR porn parody. I don't know if they made the full trilogy, but they did make at least the first one.

There's a Lord of the G-Strings, in which hobbits are also referred to as "bothlings" (because get it) and the wizard is named Smirnoff the White. You're welcome.

(Cleavagefield is also real and tried to suck my dick terrible.)

It should clearly be Lord of the STOGrings
Patterns Goose Goose Honk At Me Now

Nikaer Drekin

  • One-Man Nic Cage Fan Club
  • Paid
  • "My burrito is a big deal"
  • 682
  • 47
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #25
So far...

Code: (javascript) [Select]
// Coen Brothers
  "Glazing Arizona",
  "The Ladydrillers",
  "No Cunt Free For Old Men",
  "Actually Inside Llewyn Davis",
  "The Cocksucker Proxy"

"The Man Who Was In There"
"True Clit"
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop Lemon chai tea latte

Bodark

  • Joan Ocean's #1 Fansquatch
  • Paid
  • I'm real and I tried to suck your dick.
  • 828
  • 55
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #26
I can't believe no one's suggested Whores of the Rings.

Victor Laszlo

  • May my path be lit up by the bridges that I've burned
  • Ridiculist
  • Yay Victor!
    • 1,338
    • 712
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #27
Pulp Friction
Fill Bill vol 1
Fill Bill vol 2
In Glory Hole Basterds
Assfull Eight

Natural Porn Killers
Yavuz Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop

Nikaer Drekin

  • One-Man Nic Cage Fan Club
  • Paid
  • "My burrito is a big deal"
  • 682
  • 47
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #28
Pulp Friction
Fill Bill vol 1
Fill Bill vol 2
In Glory Hole Basterds
Assfull Eight

Natural Porn Killers

JACKie Brown

Yavuz

  • Fave: Heavily Excessive Prekumquatxop
  • Paid
  • whats up you cem loving fuck
  • 1,788
  • 75
Fake porn titles make me giggle. #29
What about comic book movie names? It's been hard for me, because several of them are kind of already their own porn parody titles. Man of Steel is particularly egregious. I saw that The Fantastic Foursome is already on the list. Maybe Fantastic Foursome: Rise of the Silver Sucker? X-Men: First Ass? Deadpoon? Lick-Ass?