Porn Poems

[chai tea latte]

In Xanadu did Kublai Khan
Suck cock and pussy equally
Where Alf, the hottest eunuch, stood
And he proclaimed, my Lord, 'tis good,
for You to fuck, instead of Me

[GirlKisser420]

because I would not suck off Geoff
he kindly sucked off me
his carriage felt by just myself
and in my mouth he be.

[chai tea latte]

his penis
was the
Mohammed Atta
of our picnic
which is to say:
there's no point discussing
his bravery
or anything like that
when
you hijack
a perfectly good orgy
and make it all about you.

in future, we may have to
make people
remove their shoes
and submit
to inspection.

[A Meat]

the admiral put on his jacket and saluted
to his royal majesty's frigate
covered by naught but square sails
standing at full mast and packed with seamen

[chai tea latte]

There once was a young man Online,
Who ordered a flexible spine'd
Bad Dragon horse cock
But then, to his whore's shock,
T'was HE that produced all the slime!

[chai tea latte]

Ring around the russy
Pocket full of pussy
A tissue, a tissue,
We all come now

[chai tea latte]

In Xanadu did Kublai Khan
Invent a pervy thought or three
He thinks he'd like to try a man
(he's tired of fucking Maude and Fran)
The Khan would rather suck a D

For twice five miles the pages searched
'til finally their prey found perched
A local tavern serving twink
But oh, he reeked of such a stink
they washed and perfumed him at once.

What ho! cried out the sexy twink
this smell is that of perfumed cunts
I'd rather reek of ursine musk
The Khan would like it more, I think
And therefore would my station rise
So come on, fuck me, all you guys

[chai tea latte]

the Elden Ring of Kublai Khan
was shattered 'cross the Lands Between
and of the various sights I've seen
the only one worth any joy
was Blaidd the hunky wolfman boy.

[chai tea latte]

Languidly, she
loosened her lips
and let latex'd limb
lie still. alas....
whiskey dick

[chai tea latte]

you put your
dark souls
in my
blood borne channel
and i said
praise the son

[chai tea latte]

The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
Nipples on a fatted sow.

[Lemon]

I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates

so

let's shoot a brand new porn.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Favorite movies: Salò, Serbian Film, In A Glass Cage
Favorite music: Scooter, the glee covers and Rage
Against The Machine.
Do I drink: I am thirty years clean.
Do I smoke: Mostly jerky and ribs.
My dislikes are: A lady that fibs.
What I am looking for in a woman: It depends...
We should have sex but also be friends.
What you should know about me: My plushie collection
may precede you in terms of apparent affection
but don't fret. Sexual stuff: I am very vanilla.
The lights must be off or I sweat and I feel a
kind of stage fright and I retract in my shell.
Inspirational Quote: "Life must be hell
without a nice lady to cook you supper
and it's super nice if you get to fuck 'er!"
Ahem, I hope you like me and my profile
we may not get along at first, but will, after awhile.
Reformed felons are a thing that exists
Even naughty ones make the nice list
if a Miss Santa is there to correct them,
Give them forehead kisses, accept them
AND NEVER  EVER TELL LIES
IF SHE DOES THAT MISS SANTA SOON DIES
in terms of my interest towards her.
If you like me then give me a fir
m yes then we'll get it all started.
[picture of a guy with a shirt that says "Who Farted?"]

[chai tea latte]

she tells
me that
she's been
to paris, france
to luxembourg
and amsterdam
my hand in sleeve
of her faubourg
she does the
fairest dance
and bucks and squirms
and i'm like damn

[chai tea latte]

hot
dog
in a
hallway

and at the end of the hallway
is the elevator from The Shining
and it opens
and the wave engulfs us both