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Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: Lemon on April 04, 2015, 04:33:31 pm
with Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Isfahan John Toast Jack Chick and Lemon content for this episode was compiled by Dole edited by Jimmyfranks.
Hey, so have you ever had a wedgie before? And follow up question, did you find the experience intensely erotic? Well, for your sake, I'm hoping the answer to at least one of those questions was "no", but the members of WedgieHaven.com are not quite so lucky. This week, The F Plus patents our unbreakable G-string formula.
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: Dole on April 04, 2015, 05:38:02 pm
In case you were wondering, here is a diagram of the recommended method of giving yourself a hanging wedgie.
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: Mister Smalls on April 04, 2015, 10:54:52 pm
Every story in this episode would make an amazing horror short film.
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 05, 2015, 10:42:24 am
(http://images.gibson.com/Lifestyle/English/aaFeaturesImages2008/king%20buzzo.jpg) Would you like a melvin?
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: Puppy Time on April 05, 2015, 12:55:18 pm
Having attended a furry con once, that weird fetish story is ABSOLUTELY believable to me. A lot of those guys have NO personal boundaries or decorum. It is a really creepy experience even leaving aside the cartoon animal shit. Weird, weeeeiiiiirrrd people go to furry cons.
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: crow on April 05, 2015, 01:12:14 pm
Our animu club was hosting a room and needed volunteers to make sure nobody walked away with the AV equipment. And I was curious.
It was not really interestingly creepy, mostly just nerds with poor socialization, so like an animu or scifi con but with mascot costumes instead of cosplay and more TMI. I did see a pretty kickass spider costume, which was neat. Overall, not an experience I recommend; it was just boring and uncomfortable.
Not a furry myself; I like my animals looking and acting like animals, not weird cartoon things.
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: LINDA on April 06, 2015, 12:02:29 am
After the cuddling, tickling, piggybacking, and now wedgieing, 2015 is shaping up to be the year of wegwession
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: A Meat on April 07, 2015, 04:47:50 am
I loved John's dejection at giving up on the Thinner joke.
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: BomberJacket on April 08, 2015, 12:48:28 am
In case you were wondering, here is a diagram of the recommended method of giving yourself a hanging wedgie.
God, the red numbers on the underwear really looked like bloodstains. Did you find anything while researching the doc about wedgieing gone wrong?
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 08, 2015, 10:58:13 am
This episode has everything. Bad accents, poetry and incredibly specific fantasies.
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: Dole on April 08, 2015, 02:09:04 pm
God, the red numbers on the underwear really looked like bloodstains. Did you find anything while researching the doc about wedgieing gone wrong? BomberJacket, April 08, 2015, 12:48:28 am
Other than the ball damage thread, I don't remember that many posts about people actually injuring themselves. There was a lot about the potential risks of hanging wedgies, though. I'll just quote their sticky about it.
Hey guys,
For a while I've been a bit concerned about the methods used and talked about for hanging wedgies, and one member a little while back confessed to getting stuck with no backup plans, which is a recipe for disaster.
Hanging wedgies, like it or not, are dangerous, especially if you get trapped for whatever reason. They can lead (within minutes for an unlucky few) to suspension trauma, which can then lead to septic shock and death. So it's important to be able to get out quickly and to recognise the signs of trauma, which include pins and needles and numbness in the legs, shortness of breath, lightheadedness and faintness. If you faint while vertical in a hanging wedgie, you could die from lack of oxygen to the brain.
And that's not even mentioning the potential for physical damage to the groin, testicles, and cleft/crack. ... Remember the four pillars of hanging wedgies:
- Safety first - Plan for your plans to fail - never rely on only one or two backup plans, and never isolate yourself so that someone cannot reach you if you need help. A little embarrassment is worth far less than your life and health. - Listen to your body - be aware of symptoms like numbness, pins and needles, and lightheadedness, that could be early signs of decreased blood flow or suspension trauma - Limit your time - never more than a few minutes at a time, 10 at the max.
And happy hanging!
There should really be a fifth pillar where you ponder how the fuck your masturbation got so complicated and dangerous...
There were also a couple of reports that sticking IcyHot or eggshells up your ass doesn't really feel that good. Shocking stuff.
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: YetAnotherAmber on April 08, 2015, 11:52:10 pm
guh.. i can handle fucking genital bugs but every time grown men start going on about anything humiliation kink it just creeps me out so bad.
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on April 09, 2015, 12:33:31 am
I remember laying odds at the beginning of this episode that someone would mention that scene in Lolita where Humbert Humbert describes her extracting a wedgie. When this didn't happen I was both rather chagrined and rather confused that no one quoted was familiar with something that so many perverts gravitate toward.
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: EYE OF ZA on April 09, 2015, 09:25:29 am
To be fair this episode seemed really...young? I mean, mudkiplover was 24 I guess, but there were a lot of people who were still talking about being in high school and whatnot. They're not so much the set-in-stone thirty/forty year olds fucking their stuffed animals. They may just be too young to have really gotten into that sort of weird pervert shit. (Also, it doesn't seem like there was a whole lot of hetero wedgie stuff going on, it was mostly guys giving other guys wedgies.)
Mudkiplover's stuff did really remind me in tone/style of foreverially delitized and other stuff like that, where there's a weird fixation on specific details and invented logic (FOREVER ICY HOT) and being trapped in a situation forever.
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on April 09, 2015, 11:27:36 am
I remember laying odds at the beginning of this episode that someone would mention that scene in Lolita where Humbert Humbert describes her extracting a wedgie. When this didn't happen I was both rather chagrined and rather confused that no one quoted was familiar with something that so many perverts gravitate toward. TheCrawlingChaos, April 09, 2015, 12:33:31 am
What the hell is a book
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on April 09, 2015, 01:46:00 pm
I remember laying odds at the beginning of this episode that someone would mention that scene in Lolita where Humbert Humbert describes her extracting a wedgie. When this didn't happen I was both rather chagrined and rather confused that no one quoted was familiar with something that so many perverts gravitate toward. TheCrawlingChaos, April 09, 2015, 12:33:31 am
God damn kids these days thinking they've invented perversion. Study some of the great old masters of perversion and think about what you've done, god dammit. /wanders off to listen to Hoc Est Preocupae de Buttsex again
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: Lady Frenzy on April 10, 2015, 11:16:53 pm
Fall to the floor These balls are sore I pain that defies description I’m going to need a doctor And a medical prescription. There are ridges and bumps Humps but no lumps So why are my balls sore?
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: Old_Zircon on April 18, 2015, 09:59:00 am
guh.. i can handle fucking genital bugs but every time grown men start going on about anything humiliation kink it just creeps me out so bad. YetAnotherAmber, April 08, 2015, 11:52:10 pm
For sure.
My favorite kind of episode.
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: STOG on April 18, 2015, 09:38:14 pm
Fall to the floor These balls are sore I pain that defies description I’m going to need a doctor And a medical prescription. There are ridges and bumps Humps but no lumps So why are my balls sore? Lady Frenzy, April 10, 2015, 11:16:53 pm
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
WHY DO MY BALLS FEEL SO SORE
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: Lemon on October 14, 2015, 05:22:22 pm
Insider info:
On the very last reading on this one, Jimmyfranks is given a Lemon's Dillemma, and he opts for a story that devolves into a furry getting a wedgie from another furry in a hotel restroom.
That was actually a retake. Originally Jimmyfranks chose the Final Fantasy piece and I listened to it while skimming the piece he didn't pick, then at one point informed him that he should back up and choose again.
It's the only time the Dillemma has ended that way, but I was just reminded of that, listing to this ep and hearing Boots go "Eh, I bet the other one was better."
Title: Episode 172: Untidy Whities
Post by: Old_Zircon on October 06, 2018, 12:14:57 am